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Welcome to Sporks are Useless! A blog of random, useless, spork-like spam spontaneously posted by 2 authors, Hikari and Dancing Toast, twin girls with no lives, cranky and sarcastic attitudes, chaotically insane minds, and occasional violent mood swings. We will be responsible for making your visit to XXYYZ-I as frightening entertaining as possible.
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See you on the dark side of the moon!
~The Sporks Team, Hikari and DancingToast

Wednesday, October 29, 2008



Ban Notice: Izumi is now temporarily banned from XXYYZ-I. She'll have to live on the Evil Empire for 1 month. Her Waber-gun has been confiscated. Have A Sunshiney Day.

Hay sunshine here! You may have noticed Izumi's ban notice from the guards of XXYYZ-I. The guards are very strict and keep everything clean here on Sporksareuseless and XXYYZ-I.

Okay well here is some stuff regarding StarWars the CLoneWars

Have you ever noticed that clone sounds like colgne? Well i was speaking to my sister and I was talking 'bout clone wars and i was talking weird so i said

"Oh guess what? CLone Wars is ON!"

And she says

"Did you just say calogne wars is on?"

and then we cracked up blah blah. then later in the nice i say

"You know what stinks abotu clone wars though?"

and she says

"Stinks! hahahahah"

get it stinks calogne? calogne stinks? heheh.

Ill post a new psot about special edition waber guns

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

A SHOUT OUT TO TALL KIDS and other stuff

FlossingSunshine here.

I know ya'll have missed meh, but I've been busaayy. Okay so onto important stuff, me!

Okay well as Izumi said, i make my nostrils really big and turn My smile into a happy frown when I try to hold in laughter.

I may seem average height since this is the Internet and most kids are really short. (all respects) but IM REALLY TALL. FREAKISHLY TALL IF YOU ASK BABULOUS GIRL. WAYY TOO TALL. But it's awesome man. I can see everyones heads. So if you are freakishly tall, don't try to be shorter, let everyone else try to be taller. You'll see how awesome and of more authority you'll feel. *Wink* *wink* *twitch*


This Friday I'm going to probably go to dee premiere of it with Babulous Girl. If you are going to see it, gimme a comment. I would take Izumi and Spaghetti Bunny, but they don't wanna pay. Or at least Izumi doens't.

Well, in the Little Einsteins club, every Annie we've had has QUIT ON US. So she's officially went to London four years early. It's official. Since I still wanna be Leo, we'll either,
1) seriously try to get GirlyHairFlip and Nickel to join the club or

2) just not use a character to replace Annie.

See you reaaalllll soon!


Monday, October 13, 2008

About Spaghetti Bunny

HI! I'm Spaghetti Bunny!!!! Yo! Wazzup dah Floss??!! Hey Nerdie, Muu da bunneh, Bab.
One potato, two potato, .........
Wait, what? Oh yeah... Posting, that's it.
Well, I'm yer mew member here at sporksareuseless!! And I swear I'm gunna strangles Izoom fer saying "flossing sunshine" in an annoying aristocratic lady voice. Izuumm ith mee sis. Idaho. Cheez. Duxs. flauwahs. O ri', posting. Likes my avii peeps?
Wow, this blog has only like, two non-author viewers. One of them being the sporkdork blog owner and some rando' persum. If you are a random persun, comment so we kno r bloggeh isn't as loneleh as we thot we are. Livers. Mwahaha-heh. Happy Chinese New Year 2009 in a couple months, you Chinese people out there... If you are out there, liek I said, two viewers....
Spaghetti Bunnies!!!!!!
Soy sauce. Byee

Thursday, October 2, 2008

OMHJP! and Fitsish

That food up there is Fitsish. The Best fish food/human food ever! More flavors will be coming soon. Such as Tropical Asian Watermelon and Zesty Japanese. Please comment flavors you'd like to see. And if it asks your for a gmail, make one up or use a friends. Or make one.

Ok so, Sunshine Is BACK!

I know I haven't posted in a little while but just want you to know, I'm still alive. (and likes comments. and potato chips. and ROCKS)

So, Izumi (ee zoo mee) posted saying HARRY POTTER IS NOT A GOD. He might not be, but he freaking awesome. She said that because....

I used to say Oh My Harry James Potter instead of oh my god. And that really got on Izumi's nerves. So I have learned not to say that anymore. (Until Izumi leaves) But, Harry Potter is still the bomb digity yo. (PLUS Daniel Radcliffe is cute too)

And Thats all I got to say.
I love floss is that okay?

-FlossingSunshine (your poster girl. hehe)