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Welcome to Sporks are Useless! A blog of random, useless, spork-like spam spontaneously posted by 2 authors, Hikari and Dancing Toast, twin girls with no lives, cranky and sarcastic attitudes, chaotically insane minds, and occasional violent mood swings. We will be responsible for making your visit to XXYYZ-I as frightening entertaining as possible.
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See you on the dark side of the moon!
~The Sporks Team, Hikari and DancingToast

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Name changes!?!? AND SPORK'S FUTURE THRU SUNSHINE'S EYES!

Anyways, thinking of spork's history, i realized that I'm the only one on here that hasn't gotten a name change. Lord only knows how many times Hikari has changed her name.
Toast has changed hers once or twice.
But I've been flossingsunshine since the very beginning.
Even though I'd prefer a dif name, i feel it'd be awkward changing it.
And so I'm not going to.

because come september, that marks the official 1 year anniversary of XXYYZ-I's tourist program!!
Whether or not XXYYZ-I will continue this tourist program is a matter of the future, but i shall start planning events for sept in july, because ill be too lazy in august. THis summer, we'll probably post a bunch of new things to sporks, but in late august early sept. (when our school starts) I plan on going back to the original spork days.
Remember cologne wars, waber-guns, volde-mart, "our planet's cruel things"etc?
ALL THAT WILL BE RETURNING! FOR MY SEPTEMBER FLASHBACK MONTH! not to mention both hikari, toast and my birthdays are in september. Ill be working on a sporks e-mail. since we dont hav one..
And after september, will XXYYZ-I close its tourist program for you who are part of other planets? I dont know!?!? I plan on discussing allt his and more with Hikari and toast asap or sooner.

quote of the post
"Are you out of your Volcan mind?!" -Startrek 2009

QUICK FACT i tend to break out in song singing "our planets cruel things" occasionally.
-sunshine

Thursday, June 18, 2009

THIS IS A POST and A RANT and A QUOTE and IT NEEDS COMMENTS and I AMDE HP BADGE

HERE IS AN EXPERIMENT BADGE. ill make better ones, but for now use this to support hp.


RANT ON NON CLUMSY PEOPLE
You know what really sucks? Non clumsy people. They always walk with somewhat straight or fully straight posture and one leg in front of the other, like their leg-eye coordination is on some sort of life long track that allows them to never trip.
But we clumsy folk are like a roller coaster, lots of falls, twists, etc. Not to mention, being clumsy tends to hurt others as well as yourself. But what is truly annoying is when the person you just tripped over simply stares and with an expression that says it all.
"Why did you trip over me you clumsy freak?"
"Did you ever learn how to walk?"
And what sucks is that clumsy people can never get revenge with answering stares because its true.
Clumsy people were taken at the stage where they began to learn to walk, and replaced with robots instead. And the PerfectPosturePeopleoftheWorldAssociation, or PPPWA, has their robots learn how to walk and just teaches the humans how to put one elg in front of the other and occasionally balance.
So after the robots learn how to walk, the PPPWA takes them back to the headquarters and sends them out to places all over the world. and no one knows where the PPPWA headquarters is. Then the PPPWA returns the clumsy humans back to their homes.
SO when someone gives the look "Did you ever learn how to walk" all clumsy people can say is "No,i didn't learn how to walk." Because the PPPWA kidnapped us. And you may or may not remember this.
So next time you are in an area with a bunch of non-clumsy people, look around for a large nameless building. it could be the PPPWA headquarters.

Ill also be making a quote of the post which you are required to comment on, too.
Quote of the Post: "I'm a doctor not a physicist!" -Startrek 2009 movie, Dr.McCoy