All Aboard the Fail Train! (Note to Newbies)

Welcome to Sporks are Useless! A blog of random, useless, spork-like spam spontaneously posted by 2 authors, Hikari and Dancing Toast, twin girls with no lives, cranky and sarcastic attitudes, chaotically insane minds, and occasional violent mood swings. We will be responsible for making your visit to XXYYZ-I as frightening entertaining as possible.
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See you on the dark side of the moon!
~The Sporks Team, Hikari and DancingToast

Friday, January 29, 2010

All I Wanna Say Is That--They Don't Really Care About Us!

^that song is so wicked!^
Ahh sunshine, you must
yes, yes I can
but i've already forced you to post that little convo with ruself up there^
So we bought This Is It on dvd today and its so amazing. it's very sad, but awesome music. IN the beginning, it has this long, scrolling passage about the This Is It tour that literally was it. It never happened because MJ died 8 days before it started. but at the beginning of the movie in the theater i was like "Haay, this is StarWars!" ahhnerdjokes
Mamasaymamasawmamacoosaw. ♫♪You're a vegetable~they hate you♫♪
Ahh, MJ music. He was the greatest performed of all time, hands down.
SO it's ultra-nerdy quote time
"Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life forms and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before." oh oh how about
"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....."
Yeah this post sucks. so comment random things to make it interesting.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Apparently, a human can fit through a large whale's arteries

^that's ur USELESS FACT^
omgomgomg i has no time to post on sporks, me must post on SWII cuz that takes a while.
sososo, I asked my teacher if the short story i wanted tow rite for the project had to have a resolution and she was like "pshh, all stories have to have resolutions" it dindt even say resolution on the paper.
I'm all, hold up, ya'll. She's not an author, not ALL STORIES must have 1. So I challenge ya'll to make a hit story without a resolution, and prove her wrong.
WHy do all stories have to have a resolution? Most of you think Twilight would've been better if James killed Bella and then Edward killed himself. Then Jacob would be available<33.
So this is a post that's rly 1 question.
Resolution? Or No Resolutiion?

Monday, January 18, 2010

I think I'm in love with notepads.

And apparently I'm the Grey Lady, Helena Ravenclaw. I wonder if Helga Hufflepuff had any children...

RANDOM FACT: When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months. (Unless you're cremated, I guess...)
So I had fun with artificial intelligence: I succeeded in outsmarting it, unlike Muse. (Sorry) Here's how it went:
Cleverbot: I am! My lowest grade is ninety-five!
Me: That was random. You remind me of someone.
Cleverbot: I have that effect. I remind me of Christmas pudding.
Me: You're just reminded of it, not reminding yourself of being reminded by it.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
Me: I am, what're you going to do about it? I outsmarted artificial intelligence!
Cleverbot: Well, continue to talk, 'cause that's all I can do.
Me: No.

Anyway, thank you, Muse-y, for providing me with hours of entertainment.
I made a new friend! Her name is....Never mind, stalkers. Bye bye.

Friday, January 15, 2010

The Bunnyhood of the Moving Carrot

^I'm reading the sisterhood of the traveling pants, so yeah.^
That book is...pointless, but good. It's probably going to result in being just a book of four morals, but whatever, Except not washing the pants is so uncool. So uncool.
USELESS FACT=The only nation whose name begins with an A, but doesn't end in an A is Afghanistan.
This week, kinda sucked. Go read Neutral Smiles later, I'll post later.
Hmm, okay, here's where ya'll will be able to state your opinions in the comments.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians the Lightning Thief, (which is the longest name ever) is being made into a movie. I've never read the books, but the movie looks..iffy. It reminds me of The Seeker, which is the movie for the Dark Is Rising, which is the worst book ever written. The book had potential, and if i stretch my mind (like really stretch it) I see how people could like it, because it's one of those different world books, like Harry Potter. But the movie was horrid! They changed the time-period, Will Stanton was some dorky blond kid, and Merriman/Old lady were only like 50. Which sucks because the old lady's name is The Old Lady!If there was any hope for TDIR, it was destroyed in The Seeker.
And the Deathly Hallows looks iffy too.
So, Have ya'll read the uglies series? I'm on specials.I'll be starting it soon. Wish me luck! Have the school year is over. Ur thoughts on that? As I quote Ryan Higa "I'm a pessimist! The glass is half empty even when its full!" Only half is over. Wellp, better than nothing.
Quick Q, Which would you rather take as foreign language. The Language of the Na'vi (Avatar) or Parseltongue(parselmouth??i forget)(HP)?

Wednesday, January 13, 2010


Random fact: This post is short because I'm supposed to be banned from the computer for the rest of the week because I didn't finish my hw when I was playing on the computer for the whole day.
Ok, so not much happened in my life except realizing how funny my friend is and how sore the back of my neck is. If you're wondering how that happened, I got kidnapped. Yup, that's right. I'll leave it to you to wonder if this is true or not. I must go quickly because I don't know when my mumther is coming home! So bye bye!
P.S. Hikari and I got a deviantArt account! it's , alright? Feel free to check it out!

Friday, January 8, 2010

its Friday

^betcha didn't know^
Take it or leave it, here is my post yes, self advertisement. I already posted there and I'm not posting again.
USELESS FACT= The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.
^Go follow that guy, my partner in crime, or brotha, however u wanna put it. He's not paying me to say this...not that much at least~ JKJK, but seriously -.-

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Stepping on Leprechauns!

I whonder why heeach leetle bwerd hass somehone to shing tooo---♪♫♪♫...Sorry about the Sleeping Beauty reference.
Anyhoos, my friend Sharkie made a new blog: so feel free to read it! It feels lonely.
Random fact: Apparently, it is illegal to shower naked in Florida. How else do you take a shower??!!
As I was traveling through Europe, I noticed that there are many McDonalds in Europe, but no Burger Kings. Strange, isn't it? And on the sides of the highway in France, there would be these random shapes of rainbow-ness. Weird, huh?
Don't you miss those old cartoons like Tom and Jerry, Roadrunner, The Loony Tunes, The Animaniacs, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, School House Rock, etc.? And don't you miss when movies randomly burst out into song? I mean, what's with all these cruddy TV shows nowadays? They aren't just-for-fun things, they always have to be non-violent, teaching-kids- lessons-shows-that-make-sense, otherwise you won't be aired. Am I right?
Weather report: Where I live now usually has a climte of extremely hot and humid, but currently, due to Global Warming, it's getting unnaturally cold. Argh, do anything you can to stop the flow of Global Warming!!!
Ciao for now, Spaghetti Bunny/Dancing Toast

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Happy New Year!

Me, being completely oblivious to what happened to the blog while I was gone, may change the Blogger layout with Sunshine again.

Random Fact: Sunshine and I may get the random facts from the same site:
Real Random Fact: The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

Err, my parents got 25 postcards from London...too much. Did anyone see Sherlock Holmes? My tour guide said it was good. Also, I mistook Caffe Nero to be Caffe Nerd because it was in caps and the text was kinda boxy. Oh, and I might be getting my hair cut in my friend's mom's barber shop soon! If I don't piss my mom off too much. Hmm...Well, she does get pissed off pretty easily. I also got a cuckoo clock from Germany! Although cuckoo birds are awful little parasites... Gotta go now, bye!

Friday, January 1, 2010

big holidays have to land on Fridays, huh? Well, my time is done.

Well my week with sporks is over. Tomorrow the other authors return, and tonight it will go back to its original setting, Hikari and Toast having never seen the sunshine one. I'll never show them the layout. MOOHAHAHA.
Ahnywhom, my yearlong blog proejct has been set up. My partner-in-crime aka co-poster is my brotha, BouncingWolf. i think thats his blogger name. IDK. Anywhom you can check out the basic outline of it here
the credit for the name goes to him, for I was ready to name it "never let go, jack" lolness.
I WISH EVERYONE THE BEST 2010, even if I'm considering leaving SAU because I've so many blogs, and I'm not too interested in having a partner-freewrite blog.
For more interesting blogs I'd suggest ya'll check out.
and of coarse, all blogs made by the PWD and SAU followers. Follow me at Neutralsmiles, too!
~Sunshine, wishing you a happy 2010