THIS IS A POST and A RANT and A QUOTE and IT NEEDS COMMENTS and I AMDE HP BADGE

HERE IS AN EXPERIMENT BADGE. ill make better ones, but for now use this to support hp.

RANT ON NON CLUMSY PEOPLE
You know what really sucks? Non clumsy people. They always walk with somewhat straight or fully straight posture and one leg in front of the other, like their leg-eye coordination is on some sort of life long track that allows them to never trip.
But we clumsy folk are like a roller coaster, lots of falls, twists, etc. Not to mention, being clumsy tends to hurt others as well as yourself. But what is truly annoying is when the person you just tripped over simply stares and with an expression that says it all.
"Why did you trip over me you clumsy freak?"
"Did you ever learn how to walk?"
And what sucks is that clumsy people can never get revenge with answering stares because its true.
Clumsy people were taken at the stage where they began to learn to walk, and replaced with robots instead. And the PerfectPosturePeopleoftheWorldAssociation, or PPPWA, has their robots learn how to walk and just teaches the humans how to put one elg in front of the other and occasionally balance.
So after the robots learn how to walk, the PPPWA takes them back to the headquarters and sends them out to places all over the world. and no one knows where the PPPWA headquarters is. Then the PPPWA returns the clumsy humans back to their homes.
SO when someone gives the look "Did you ever learn how to walk" all clumsy people can say is "No,i didn't learn how to walk." Because the PPPWA kidnapped us. And you may or may not remember this.
So next time you are in an area with a bunch of non-clumsy people, look around for a large nameless building. it could be the PPPWA headquarters.

Ill also be making a quote of the post which you are required to comment on, too.
Quote of the Post: "I'm a doctor not a physicist!" -Startrek 2009 movie, Dr.McCoy

Replies and STUFF

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First, replies to comments and posts.
Chipmunk, nickel does know that girlyhairflip lyks blond blond lyks girlyhairflip, etc. I've found out directly from him.
Toast, I kinda want a cream slayer just cuz tis name is cool.
ONTO STUFF.
As ive said on Polished, I'll get permission to post limelight, a parody of Twilight soon.
i got SOAKED today in rain. And my hair is thick and curly, so i had to re-iron part of it.

My hand kinda hurts from playing piano for a while. I know the Harry Potter theme song now!!
Umm, yeah, we have only around a business week left of school. FUN! We get out first we of June, so sorry if you guys don't.
Umm, sporks will continue regularly during summer. THATS A LIE. we'll all be too lazy to post. So yeah, ill try to post at least 1 a week. Because I have to post reviews and parodies and stuff on polished.
Happy Pre-Summer!
-Sunshine

READ THE POST BELOW THIS. IT EXPLAINS ABOUT SPECIAS ON XXYYZ-I. WHICH WILL RETURN IN SUMMER '09!

Species

So, here's some info on the different species that I made/created. All 3 of these species are completely to your satisfaction. And hunger.

Spaghetti bunnies: Are made of intricately knotted spaghetti (to give you that extra chew) in the shape of rabbits, and have whatever seasonings/sauces you want on them and have meatballs for eyes, only if you want them to, of course. Also, they are completely and utterly of my creation.

Dancing toast: Sadly, I thought I was being creative, but when I looked it up on Google, many people had already thought of the idea. But, my dancing toast comes in any shape or size you want it to be, and whatever texture (crunchy/softness) you want also. And, you can put whatever you want on it, whether it be a spread or some random other stuff. As seen in my image of my profile, I have a piece of dancing toast in the shape of a cat. Look it up on Google Images to see the proper dancing-ness.

And for my newest addition: Cream slayers! Cream slayers are of my creation, too. They come into your house (or already live in your house already) at night or whenever you aren't looking and steal the whipped cream you own in the fridge. Or any thick cream or milk or whatever is an ingredient to make cream. What do they do with it, you ask? They take it to their lair and kill the unsuspecting cream, or eat it. Whoops! Some people might not be happy with this, so just put out an extra saucer of whipped cream when you get some.

This is it, people! hope you aren't angry at my little cream slayers, they don't know that you can't kill cream. Of course, I'll pay you back, anyway. By the way, I am currently eating chocolate pocky and I am very happy, as snacks are rare in my house on Earth.

Today

So today, I shall tell you 2 stories.
The first one happened a while ago. My oldest sister and her friend were driving my oldest sister back home on Earth. The neighborhood only has a number box instead of a guard, so you go up to the number box and type in a number to call someone and get in. My oldest sister and her friend noticed that the guy in front of them didn't have to call anyone, so they stalked him to his house, and knocked on his door. He asked, "Uh, hi, can I help you?" And they (politely) asked him what the secret code was.
The second story was that a dog followed us home.
If I tell you the whole story, it'll probably bore you to tears, but I'll tell the people who are actually interested.
Today, Hikari and I were walking back to our Earth house, when we saw a dog in front of someone's house. We walked away from it, hoping that it wouldn't follow us home. But it started to walk after us and we didn't know what to do. So we asked the neighbor what to do because I remembered that she found the same dog once. She told us to just go back inside the house and just wait for it to go back home. But it kept following us so we had to wait for a long time until we could go inside again.
Like 'em??? I'm sorry these weren't childish, but how do you tell a story childish-ly?
I wonder what'll happen if I post more than once a day?

READ THE TWO POST BELOW FIRST!

THANKS SPORKERS!

I made this for ya

it is supposed to be animated!! ehh!

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll187/bravecandygirl/sporksavi2.gif

lookat that^