Amazing blog is amazing.

You do not believe how incredibly funny this blog is : http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/

Usually, when I'm reading something funny, I usually smirk, smile or giggle. But I never laugh outright. This blog made that possible. I was laughing loudly, hysterically, and probably had a weird face on while I laughed like a maniac.

Or at least, it's funny for the Others. You see, the awesome people following this blog are the rare Others. What are Others, you ask? Well, most of the Others are around the ages of 12-15, or just really mature elementary school kids. Have you ever noticed that on TV, there are groups of Preps, Emos/Goths, Jocks/Man-Whores/not-brain-dead-boys-who-are-popular-but-got-so-caught-up-pretending-to-be-stupid-just-to-impress-a-prep-that-the-boy-actually-beacame-stupid, Band, etc.? Well, the others are the ones who don't fit in any of those categories and are actually mature/are academically able/ Nerds/ scorners of popular peoples. If you're a Popular Person, you obviously wouldn't be reading this blog or like it after I've just offended you, so you don't have to pay attention to the awesomest link above. But if you Others ignore that link, you'll be deprived of one of the most famous and funny blogs in the world.

So go read that blog. Now.

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Meanwhile, as we finish laughing our noses off, my comment in the below post continues ranting about China. Read my first comment on that post and separate imagination and reality about China. Because China is not full of happy dragons. It's full of a land where a Health and most likely Sanitation Department doesn't exist even in the natives' imagination. But you don't have to, if you don't like me ranting. Just continue imagining that China is a wonderland of culture. But when the day comes that you do visit China, let me know what happened on your trip when you come back. After you survive the rip-off tourist attractions, of course.

Don't worry; we're alive!

Hai guys! Miss me? Well too bad, I'm back!
Guess where I was over most of summer break? In China! I will now give you an extremely long rant about the most horrible place ever...
In links!--->http://giantkitty.deviantart.com/journal/33795857/ and http://giantkitty.deviantart.com/journal/33893226/ !!!
Don't read them if you hate complainers. China's the most horrible place in the universe, so don't go. Seriously. Don't go.

So guys, how was your summer? Fun? Boring? Where'd you go?Pleeeeeaaasssee comment!
Also, if anyone's having problems with the Mixpod/Sporadio, please let meh know. You move down by clicking on the last song on the page and then pressing the ►► arrow. Any songs to recommend is fine. Just comment and I'll see. Sorry about not posting before and after school ended. And the whole summer. Eh heh. *awkward laugh* O_o'
Well, I have nothing more to say, except that there's a poll. So tata for now. ~Toastie.

MixPod!

I added a MixPod! It's over there!-------->
LOOK AT IT!!! >3<

***WARNING!!!*** If you don't like songs that you can't understand, this Mix Pod is not for you. Put your computer on mute if you really hate it that much.

There are A LOT of songs. I mean it! If you want to listen to all of it, be my guest and waste a good 2 hours of your life.
I am considering putting more on, like all of the old Disney Songs. But there are a lot, so....I dunno if I should put it on, cuz I might break it. Helpeh meh decide??
Hope you like it as much as you love mudkips! Enjoy!
~Toastie.♥
(P.S.: I changed my pic into a penguin!)

Of all the things...

Welp, continue reading.

Hey, Sporkers! Miss me? No? Fine. I love you, too, ungrateful gits. Haha, just kidding. I heart you guys. As you may have seen on Sharkie's blog, she and I are going to a friend's b'nai mitzvah! I am terribly unprepared, unlike Sharkie, whose mother prepared like, a month early. I need a cockatil dress, knee-high socks (I have some, though they're striped and that would be too casual to wear), and a pair of ballet flats. THE B'NAI MITZVAH IS IN FIVE DAYS AND I STILL DON'T HAVE ANYTHINGGG.
Also, Geraldine's blog, Tossing Wombats, is HILARIOUS. If you don't already follow her blog, follow it.
ujaghfiurhbfjb I have a reading project due June first and my partner's an irresponsible b****. We haven't gotten a single thing done! D:

Anyway, what do you say about Toastie and I remodeling the blog, huh? *wink wink, nudge nudge*

The Awesome Post

It's only awesome because I posted it.

So I'm back! I've been soo busy lately and haven't gotten a chance to post in FOREVER!! I'm sorry, devoted, beloved followers! > <
Anyway, I've been reading the House of Night series lately, and it made me write this:

Do people have a natural aversion to darkness, or just a natural attraction to light, like moths to a flame?
Whose idea was it that light is associated with goodness and darkness is associated with evil?
What if the angels punished and the demons rewarded?

And I was thinking about a way to make a flower symbolic if I were ever to send my regards to a funeral I couldn't attend, so I thought of this: A rose without thorns is like life without danger.
Think about it, people. What symbolizes life, and what symbolizes danger? Did you guess the rose and the thorns, respectively? Good!

NO MELLO ROOS!! What does that mean, anyway? And I thought of this last Friday:
Admiration, adoration, and infatuation are not to be mistaken for love.

Oh right! Y'know those stupid rubber bands that're in the shape of animals and such? Well, Rosa and I got a SNAIL!! You'll get it if you see our deviantART account in a little while. Andandand the World Expo in Shanghai, China is open today!! Apparently there's a violin-playing robot as part of the Japan part of the Expo, from what I saw on T.V.
I saw How to Train Your Dragon. See any good movies lately?