So anyhoos, Geraldine the Chipmunk, Sunshine, Hikari, and I were all talking about prank calling Pizza Hut today but we don't plan to do it anytime soon. Here are some examples:
Sunshine: "Hi, can I have an ice cream?"
Pizza Hut: "Umm...This is Pizza Hut..."
S: "I'm confused, puzzled, and in a daze..." (Sunshine likes the Naked Brothers Band)
PH: "Pizza Hut, can we take your order?"
Chipmunk: "I want a large pepperoni pizza and a diet water."
PH: "Umm...ma'am, there's---"
C: "Excuse me? I thought I said I wanted a diet water, are you saying that I can't have diet water? WHAT KIND OF RESTAURANT ARE YOU?!?!?"
Sunshine: "Hi, can I have a Pocketful of Sunshine?"
PH: "Umm...this is Pizza Hut, I'm pretty sure we don't sell those..."
S: *sniffle* -hangs up-
Sunshine: "Hi, can I order a large cheese pizza?"
PH: "Yeah, sure, you would never guess how many prank calls we've gotten today, I'm relieved to hear a normal order. Address?"
S: "Sure! 123 Sesame Street."
PH: "Can you tell me how to get how to get to Sesame Street~~~?"
S: "No. I can't." -hangs up-
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Prank Calling
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Ooh I wonder what this does.
*presses one*
... *long silence*
Omg... No more one buttons for me.
omg, that is sooooooooooo funny!!!!
you are funny my favorite is diet water and 123 sesame street!!!!!
funny funny funny!!!!!! I bet it is funnier when sunshine says it!!!!!!!
any ways you know me so I don't Know what else to type no surprise!!!!!!!!
Diet water exists ok.....*sniff* It does! And so do talking acorns. They are better then regular acorns because they give you three wishes if you don't eat them. But then my wishes never get granted....Hmm.
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