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Saturday, April 18, 2009

Spam, Dancing Toast, and Suicidal Blogs

Sunshine!

Well, PWD is probably all emo and suicidal because no one reads her. A POST ABOUT DANCING TOAST CAN GET MORE COMMENTS THAN A PARODY THATS BEEN IN THE PROCESS FOR MORE THAN 2 MONTHS.
How sad.
So yeh, PWD is quite emo at the moment. I needa go change the opening song soon.

IN THE COMMENTS OF THE POST BELOW THIS ONE,
there is a slight battle between dancing toast and spam. Well the amazing Sunshine has come to settle that battle by combining the two and making Dancing Spam.

-Sunshine

"I'm off to post on the emo
The wonderful emo of blogs!"

4 people actually love us.:

teh.sparkle.magpie...* said...

OoO!!! DANCING SPAM!!!! Delicious and nutritious!

Dancing Toast said...

DANCING TOAST IS WAY BETTER THAN SPAM!!!! ANY TYPE OF SPAM IS REJECTED BY THE AWESOMENESS OF DANCING TOAST!!!!!
I have spam at home.-twitch-
I hate spam.
Dancing toast is better than any of you spam dorks.

teh.sparkle.magpie...* said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You lie, sir/madam/android! You LIE...

Dancing Toast said...

NOOOO, you sir, are exactly wrong!
Dancing toast is better than spam!
And I am an it. Toast does not have a gender, does it?