Soapy sausages!

^Don't ask^
Random fact: All people a long long time ago could rite however they wonted to becuz there was Inglish, but no perminant language (e.g. you could write "write" as "rite" and "bought" as "bot"and so on.). So Mr. Webster came along and said, "Heer. You kin has dictionary nao, this is how it's spelled, k thanx bai." This is why I spelled wrong in this paragraph. So that's why my Webster's dictionary is so accurate!
So sorry about not posting for a long time, I had a lot of homework some days, including my posting days. >.<" -bows- Apparently people are making a movie on The Lightning Thief, and failed at producing an Artemis Fowl movie. Speaking of movies, we bought Up today!♥ It's so cute!!! And a Disney 365 person was with the voice actor for Dug, and they did the funniest thing ever. They took a real Golden Retriever and attached the dog collar from Up with a speaker on it. They put the dog, along with a whole bunch of hidden cameras into a park. Then they hid someplace and the voice actor for Dug spoke into a microphone in Dug's voice, so all the kids in the park were all like, "Mommy, look! It's Dug!"
Also, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are so famous from Twilight, right? So they tour all around the world. And they went to this random city in Canada, where they didn't welcome hoods because that apparently meant that you would mug someone. So Robert Pattinson did an experiment. He put on a hood and kinda twitched his whole body. Everyone moved to the other side of the street. Psh. Hikari told me the story from Time magazine.
(If you must know about the title, my mom was soaking sausage so she could peel their skin off for the meat inside. She washed a take-out container and rinsed it, but the sausages were in the sink, so a little soap got in the sausage water, hence, the title.)
Well this post was long. Hope you're satisfied. Bye bye you guys!♥
(P.S., are all the Spork Followers girls?)