Seussland!

Random fact: On a recent survey, researchers found out that women worry about their bodies about 252 times a week, or 36 times a day.
Ok, so Hikari and I were traveling to Orlando, Florida on Earth to play around in the theme parks Universal Studios and Islands of Adventure during Spring Break. Strangely enough, as we were exiting our town, we saw a Hispanic-looking lady(not to be racist) flossing her teeth while driving. And on the way to a rest stop, we saw a guy shaving his face while driving, too. So I have come to the conclusion that people do random things while driving. Also on the way, I think I saw an armadillo on the side of the road, even though they aren't native to Florida. Either that, or it was a really big, shiny, bald-looking rat. On another note, Hikari and I bought Thing 1 and Thing 2 hoodies at Universal Studios when the Seussland was in Islands Of Adventure.
Speaking of Seussland, I LOVE SEUSSLAND! The guy is so amazing, he inspired a whole addition to a famous park! There were so many amazing things there for geeks like me. There was a whole bookstore of his books, there was a resturant in the shape of a giant Green Eggs and Ham, there was a whole kiddie park with cute little things from the books, a resting area with an excerpt from Horton Hatches the Egg with the nest and the egg, another addition had McGilligot's Pool, and the rides had all of his wacky characters. Sorry about all the advertising, but if you're a geek, then you'll like it too! and Dr. Seuss (Theodore Giesel) was a funny guy. His art teacher hated him, and his other teachers said he wouldn't amount to anything, etc. He died of lung cancer because he smoked pipes. He tried to stop by putting dirt and radish seeds into his pipe and every so often he would take an eyedropper out, and squeeze out a few drops of water. He did this on a bus one day, and a lady asked him, "What are you doing?" and he said, "I'm watering the radishes." He invited a friend over for dinner, and when the friend fell asleep on his chair, he couldn't resist drawing his wacky Dr.Seuss characters on the friend's starched white shirt. A friend bet him that he couldn't make a children's book out of only 50 differrent words, but he did, and Green Eggs and Ham was the result. He never got the bet money(50$), not even when he died. XP Poor him. I bet the whole world screamed "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!" when they found out he died. There's also a museum/school/some-building-or-other of one of his wives, I forget which. Probably his first wife, who died. anyhoos, the reason I know all of this was because I did a project on him in 5th grade. WowthispostisreallylongIthingI'llstopnow.

The Spleen Queen

Random fact: In some languages, the word toast is only used for toasted sandwiches.
I'll explain the title. So one day, we all were sitting inside during P.E. because the fields were too wet. And my friend Riolu called me a scream queen, but I misheard her saying, "You're such a spleen queen, Toast!" "What?! What did you call me? A spleen queen??!!"
So yeah.
Anyhoos, I LOVE Vocaloid! They are my favorite little singers ever! Especially the twins, Rin and Len Kagamine, as you can see from my profile. I even have a whole playlist of Vocaloid! http://www.youtube.com/my_playlists?pi=0&ps=20&sf=&sa=0&sq=&dm=0&p=94AD4C825BCA21EF# <----and that is my playlist. They have surprisingly a lot of characters that I still have yet to look up. It has its own manga, Hatsune Mix, and it is here: http://www.onemanga.com/Hatsune_Mix/ but it's completely and utterly random, I'm warning you, and my version of random is SUPER random.
And sadly, out of all the Sorks authors, Flossingsunshine will be leaving, because she just isn't into Sporks anymore. She has other blogs to maintain, and besides, she owes, like, 57,000 punishments. And this is a small price compared to deleting the whole blog, as she wanted to do. So now it's just me and Hikari. But we won't delete her, just in case she wants to post from time to time. And the schedule doesn't exist anymore. Hopefully you like these posts.

Alice in Wonderland, film adaption 2010

Two quotes from that movie:

"Am I going mad?"
*feels forehead* "Oh dear, you are going mad, bonkers, completely off your rocker! But I'll tell you a secret... *lowers voice* All the best people are."

"Tell me now or you'll lose your heads!"
"But we already have! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Those quotes seem to describe me perfectly. Oh! I just finished watching Hairspray, and they have some really catchy songs in there... You can't stop the motion of the ocean or the sun in the sky! Wow, I haven't had dinner yet, but strangely, I'm not hungry. I just noticed that when I type, I use a lot of commas. Perhaps and over-excessive use of commas.

I posted without anyone reminding me to! I'm such a good person!
You can't stop the beat!

Wa ha ha ha ee hee hee

Random fact: Humpback whales are very acrobatic.
I dunno what to post! So I think I shall sing a song!
♪X is equal to negative b, plus or minus the square root, of b squared minus four ac, all over two a!♫ It's the quadratic formula, in song! Sung to "Pop goes the Weasel". We were annoying my mum with that.
It's so weird! There's no underlining button when you post stuff, have you noticed that?
Can someone tell me the name of the Ponyo song that IS NOT "Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea"? I really wonder what the name is so that I can look it up on Youtube.
By the way, a lot of blogs that we recommend in previous posts have been neglected to be looked at, so remember to visit them, they get lonely. They consist of: blogbeentheredonethat.blogspot.com, neutralsmiles.blogspot.com, trenchmaker.blogspot.com, warmsummerscoldwinters.blogspot.com, Wolfie, I'm doing a favor for you, I'm advertising your new blog ticketboothtales.blogspot.com, and my friend's blog, skyukness-ihatepreps.blogspot.com.
Just remember to visit them. I really don't have anything else to say.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, it's the most remarkable word I've ever seen...

(This is my double punishment: an acrostic poem using all the letters of the alphabet, except X, when I can use an EX word instead. So here goes:)

All must die.
But I'm not dead...yet.
Can you guess what I mean?
Duh, it means I'm back from the dead.
Except, not really. I've died before.
From a heart attack. Deathnote-related? I think not.
Gah, how do I explain this acrostically?
Hmm, well, one day
I was making a smoothie with my sisters
Joyce and Toastie.
'Kay, so we were pouring the smoothie into cups, but since the smoothie was thick, I tipped the
Lousy (but delish) stuff upside-down, but it spilled all over the table in large quantities
Making me have a heart attack and die.
Now, my conscience gave up its own existence for me, so I'm back,
Only heartless. No sense of right and wrong.
Probably why I've been away so long, I didn't think I was doing anything wrong. (Hey that rhymed!)
Quite surprisingly, I'm back.
Rali (Babulous Girl) still comes here? Oh noes! I'm
So sorry!! > <
This doesn't really seem like a poem, does it? But
U have to admit, the
Very first line was poetic.
Well, now. How many of you
Expected this to be an actual poem? Or did
You think it was going to be as I progressed?
Zero chance of that happening, being the person I am.

(Alice in Wonderland was really cool, btw.)

One Love, One Heart

^Let's get together and feel alright^
Bob Marley has some awesome songs, man.
So I am excused from all punishments.
For those of you that dont know, aka, don't read PWD,
I've lost my dad due to a tragedy I won't speak of. So things suck.
Alot.
Random Fact:
Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.
So I won't be posting here alot for a little while, though next week I'll be active on neutral smiles, and that's probably it.
Did ya'll miss me?
~Sun

Am I the only one posting?!

Seriously, guys! Sporks needs more variety than me! No one's posted other than me! Have you Sorkers noticed that??!! And Hikari, you really need to post you punishment next time, otherwise, you'll owe 2 punishments.
Random fact: Scientists have found out a way to turn ordinary skin cells into stem cells, which means that they can grow a new body part for you for surgery, without your body rejecting it, like donated organs. Like this lady, she needed to get her trachea replaced, so scientists took some of her skin cells, made a trachea-shaped model and turned her skin cells into stem cells, which grew all over the model, and they put it in her, and she's living happily ever after.
I dunno what else to post...But isn't that cool??!!---^
I am friends with some forest animals. You all know our follower, Geraldine the Chipmunk, and I am friends with a unicorn. Don't ask. And I am friends with a coin, the sky, Japanese cartoons, a Wonderbread-peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich, sunshine and light, and a jack-o-lantern. Yes I'm a weirdo. I myself am Toast.
Well bye bye now, Toastie out!