ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, it's the most remarkable word I've ever seen...

(This is my double punishment: an acrostic poem using all the letters of the alphabet, except X, when I can use an EX word instead. So here goes:)

All must die.
But I'm not dead...yet.
Can you guess what I mean?
Duh, it means I'm back from the dead.
Except, not really. I've died before.
From a heart attack. Deathnote-related? I think not.
Gah, how do I explain this acrostically?
Hmm, well, one day
I was making a smoothie with my sisters
Joyce and Toastie.
'Kay, so we were pouring the smoothie into cups, but since the smoothie was thick, I tipped the
Lousy (but delish) stuff upside-down, but it spilled all over the table in large quantities
Making me have a heart attack and die.
Now, my conscience gave up its own existence for me, so I'm back,
Only heartless. No sense of right and wrong.
Probably why I've been away so long, I didn't think I was doing anything wrong. (Hey that rhymed!)
Quite surprisingly, I'm back.
Rali (Babulous Girl) still comes here? Oh noes! I'm
So sorry!! > <
This doesn't really seem like a poem, does it? But
U have to admit, the
Very first line was poetic.
Well, now. How many of you
Expected this to be an actual poem? Or did
You think it was going to be as I progressed?
Zero chance of that happening, being the person I am.

(Alice in Wonderland was really cool, btw.)