All Aboard the Fail Train! (Note to Newbies)

Welcome to Sporks are Useless! A blog of random, useless, spork-like spam spontaneously posted by 2 authors, Hikari and Dancing Toast, twin girls with no lives, cranky and sarcastic attitudes, chaotically insane minds, and occasional violent mood swings. We will be responsible for making your visit to XXYYZ-I as frightening entertaining as possible.
Enjoy your stay at Sporks Are Useless and check out the blogs we follow on our profile!
See you on the dark side of the moon!
~The Sporks Team, Hikari and DancingToast

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Thanks for posting! >.<

Thank you for posting a comment you random crazy people, I'm only calling you crazy cuz whoever reads Sporks is officially pronounced crazy/insane.

Please spread the word of this lonely little blog here, thanks if you do! I love reading your comments guys, so keep up the good work.

I would like to recommend a new blog called (It's Popsicle-Chan's blog and see the comments to see who is Popsicle-Chan.)

I also like AJ's blog too, again, see the comments.

I like Muse's blogs, she is really funny.

Thanks for commenting, people!
Spaghetti Bunnies know where you live....>w<

Saturday, December 27, 2008

SUnshine Is Back!!

Sunshine heereee. Sorry I've been busy reading but I solemnly swear (that im up to no good) that i shall post more often

Okay sooo, I finished the Order Of The Phoenix (OOTP), And I have to sya that OOTP is a fantabuliciousrifficle book. Minus the death of Sirius Black.
I read the frst stroy in the Tales Of Beedle The Bard. It was very nice.
ANd I'm currently reading Breaking Dawn. (JACOB)

I shall warn you, if you need to decide which series to read, Twilight, or Harry Potter, it's Harry Potter hands down and a bucket of soy sauce.

For christmas I got
Jacob Wall Scroll, Edward Wall Scroll
The Tales oF Beedle The Bard, Fantastic Beasts and where to find them
Twilight Movie companion
Twilight keychain
Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince Calendar (yay)
A JKR (Jk Rowling) biography. Gotta love JKR.
SOme clothes
A sparkle ring
A Twilight Poster
A CHocolate Frog with wizards card (like form harry potter. my friend gave it to me. it tastes good.)
some bracelets and earrings.

I had a good christmas. I ate good food, got to see people who were like "Oh Sunshine I haven't seen you in soo long.!!" and I dont evne know who they are. And I spoke to some kids I've known liek my whole life who I only see once a year and they are not even related to me their just in the family you know?

Sunshine Is Out!!

Monday, December 22, 2008


Hullo guys! I'm back!Did you miss me? No?Okay....
So anyhoos, I'm back from a cruise and it was awesome!
But I got sand in my pants, so when I took off my pants to take a shower, a whole pile of sand fell to the floor.
But that news is over the tape and a piece of pumpkin pie.
How is your day so far? You going to do something for the holidays and get lots of gifts like the spoiled brats you are? Just kidding.AHAHA!!KNEE-SLAP KNEE-SLAP!!
Well anyway, it's winter break over here on planet XXYYZ-I I dunno about you guys but it's two blissful weeks without school and I'm not going back until Janus-month(January)!
So I hope you all have wonderful holidays either eating latkes,spinning dreidles,or for you Christmas folk out there, putting up the Christmas tree!Kwanza people,I have no idea what the heck you do, but Mappy Kwanza!

Bye and Mappy Christ-nuka people!
~Spaghetti Bunny