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Welcome to Sporks are Useless! A blog of random, useless, spork-like spam spontaneously posted by 2 authors, Hikari and Dancing Toast, twin girls with no lives, cranky and sarcastic attitudes, chaotically insane minds, and occasional violent mood swings. We will be responsible for making your visit to XXYYZ-I as frightening entertaining as possible.
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See you on the dark side of the moon!
~The Sporks Team, Hikari and DancingToast

Sunday, March 29, 2009

So yeah. With a period.

I was just reading Muse's blog, and it's really funny, in an *adjective-ish* way. I really don't think you're emo, Muse, you actually kind of remind me of my friend. Her name is...wait a sec, stalkers (not meaning you) might , y'know, stalk her. With celery stalks too. I don't know if she likes celery...

I don't know how to wrap this post up. I'm going to put up ten questions and if you want to answer them, leave a comment on the answers.

  1. Do you know what waterless soap is? If you do, good. Then you can tell me.
  2. Do you like useless/random knowledge?
  3. What do you eat for breakfast usually?
  4. Pancakes or waffles?
  5. Like popsicles?
  6. When was the last time you went grocery shopping? Don't worry, I won't stalk you. Chances are, I probably don't even live in the same state as you.
  7. Do you like hand sanitizer?
  8. Have you ever eaten something that you shouldn't by accident, thinking it was something else?
  9. Have you ever used bug spray?
  10. What are your opinions on sunscreen?

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Uhh, NBB!

I just voted spork Hikari. But i swear I didn't vote before. DId i? OH NO! What if I did and I don't remember! AHHH

NEW NBB EPISODE TODAY!!! MOVIE ACTUALLY. MAKE SURE YOU VOTE HARRY POTTER AND NAT WOLFF!!
http://www.nick.com/kids-choice-awards/vote.jhtml

Furreal we want our HP to win. And NAT WOLFF MUST WIN!!
HE WILL WIN.
If you vote NAT WOLFF and HARRY POTTER I will write a report on windows. 2 paragraphs. DO THIS FOR MEH!! Make sure you vote once a day, were running out of time!!

ONTO MORE NEWS,
Acrostic about an acrostic

An acrostic poem
Creeps me out
Reading them are boring
Oh yawn
Such a cliche'
Tsk tsk
I'm bored while writing this
Calaeckadoo!!!

HAHAH HIKARI WATCH THIS!
♣♠♥☻☺•◘○♠♣♠
ANDD
♪♫
omg, a sun!!☼

-sunshine

Thursday, March 12, 2009

A Whole New Loaf

A Whole New Loaf
A parody of "A Whole New World"

I can bake you a loaf
Slicing, serving, and spreading
Tell me, baker, now when did
You last make a loaf like this?

I can open your eyes
Show you pastry by pastry
Mixing, kneading, and baking
In a baking competitionn

A whole new loaf
A new fantastic recipe
No one to tell you what
To put in there
‘Cause it's already perfect

A whole new loaf
A delicious recipe to try
But when I’m baking it
It’s crystal clear
That this loaf is bestselling bread

Unbelievable smell
Indescribable texture
Baking, slicing, and serving
Through endless hours with you

A whole new loaf
Don’t you dare bake it too long
A hundred thousand ways to chew
I’m like a star baker
I’ve baked so much
I can’t get any better than this

A whole new loaf
With new recipes to try
I’ll chase them anywhere
There’s time to spare
Let me share this whole new loaf with you

A whole new loaf
That’s what we’ll eat
A thrilling chase
A wondrous loaf
For you and me

Random questions and other sporky whatnot.

Yeah that.^
So onto weird questions!
What is the name for an icky spreadable meat??!!
Uh, spam.
What is the other name for junk mail??!!
Uh, spam.
What is a random answer for any question??!!
Uh, spam.
What is a disgusting meat color, like dead fish?(if you ask, Mommy sometimes brought dead fish home from an I-really-do-not-want-to-know store)
Uh, spam.

So I think some people have really small ears, or rather big ears. I asked Hikari's teacher this, and he said that it depends on what normal-sized ears are sized as.

If the 2nd grade dictionary says the a tomato is a pulpy red fruit, why do they have a tomato on Veggie Tales?

I hate Twilight now, too many preps talk about it. Since when to preps READ???!!! And the movie sucked.

I really want to see a bunch of movies, especially a Broadway one called "Les Miserables" with a little accent mark on a letter in 'Miserables'

Sporks! I hate them! I visited your troubled world of earth and I went to one of the schools and there is the forbidden sporks. As a utensil! What kind of planet are you??? Jeez Louise! Mama Mia! Fettachini! Sporks are useless! Why have them???!!!

And now I shall end this post in order to 1. Post a parody and 2. Leave you to think of why sporks are useless.

Have a noodle-y day!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Administration Privs. And HP Weekend And VeggieTales

sunshine got amdinistration privs. yay!
And sporkareuseless jsut got 6 followers, Yay, so hello to SunBum, we lurve your blog.

HP weekend is over on ABCFAMILY but they showed the chamber of secrets on DC last night, and I had to go to bed early that night. could there have been a worse night for them to show it?
The COS is the best movie in my opinion. But the OOTP had sirius. But he DIED. eheheehe. Furreal, its prob. my fav HP book, But its so sad. I suppose i enjoy books that depress me. HP&theOOTP, Bridge To Terabitha ect.

ONTO VEIGGIETALES.
Why is there a tomato and a blueberry on veggietales if its VEGGIEtales.

AND GEEKYNESS.
Sunshine here brought home her scienece text book just to write a parody. (view it later on polishedwithdust because ill write it later probably if not over the weekend)
Yeah Thats right, im such a geek. (computers♥♥♥) So I am working on Chemical Reation, a parody of Natural Disaster. (plain white t's) These blogs are lonely so comment peeps. Please?

And why does sunshine use thirdperson? Like i just did. tehe. Furreal Friends, i gotta stop doing that

Dont Put me in your pockets. (siriusly, i cant breathe in there)
-sunshine

Friday, March 6, 2009

Severus

Hey sporkies!

Today we had a spelling test and and one of our words was sever.
And i was thinking of harry potter, shocking, and so i ened up writing Severus instead of sever.
teehee.
At least i erased it in time.

Harry potter will win the KCA's with ur help! so hlep!
VOTE HP AND NAT WOLFF.
for me of course.

Come on man!!
And the Hp theme pakr is looking pretty cool so far. Check it out on mugglenet.com

-sunshine

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE A SHAKE IT

im listening to that piano version now^^

ANYWHOSE!
Glad to be back on XXYYZ-I after my long Earth expedition.
It was fun though, I got Girlscout cookies which reminds me,
When is nut season for the girl scouts?
GS nuts r gross btw.
Sunshine was a Girlscout.
yeah tis true. I was.
For like, pshh, a year.
We only had about four kids in our troop.

anywho, Ive been parodying alot (polishedwithdust will show all my parodies)
And that pokemon one i was working on, didnt turn out good.
IM MAKING A HARRY POTTER ONE FINALLY.
After all my twilight ones.

SUNSHINE NEEEDS YOUR HELP HERE!
the kids chocie awards are soon! Make sure u vote for Harry Potter and Nat Wolff.
DO XXYYZ-I A FAVOR!
And pwd.

ILL BE WAITING ALL THATS LEFT TO DO IS RUN!
-love story / taylor swift

And yeah, spam. its gross.

-sunshine