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Thursday, June 18, 2009

THIS IS A POST and A RANT and A QUOTE and IT NEEDS COMMENTS and I AMDE HP BADGE

HERE IS AN EXPERIMENT BADGE. ill make better ones, but for now use this to support hp.


RANT ON NON CLUMSY PEOPLE
You know what really sucks? Non clumsy people. They always walk with somewhat straight or fully straight posture and one leg in front of the other, like their leg-eye coordination is on some sort of life long track that allows them to never trip.
But we clumsy folk are like a roller coaster, lots of falls, twists, etc. Not to mention, being clumsy tends to hurt others as well as yourself. But what is truly annoying is when the person you just tripped over simply stares and with an expression that says it all.
"Why did you trip over me you clumsy freak?"
"Did you ever learn how to walk?"
And what sucks is that clumsy people can never get revenge with answering stares because its true.
Clumsy people were taken at the stage where they began to learn to walk, and replaced with robots instead. And the PerfectPosturePeopleoftheWorldAssociation, or PPPWA, has their robots learn how to walk and just teaches the humans how to put one elg in front of the other and occasionally balance.
So after the robots learn how to walk, the PPPWA takes them back to the headquarters and sends them out to places all over the world. and no one knows where the PPPWA headquarters is. Then the PPPWA returns the clumsy humans back to their homes.
SO when someone gives the look "Did you ever learn how to walk" all clumsy people can say is "No,i didn't learn how to walk." Because the PPPWA kidnapped us. And you may or may not remember this.
So next time you are in an area with a bunch of non-clumsy people, look around for a large nameless building. it could be the PPPWA headquarters.

Ill also be making a quote of the post which you are required to comment on, too.
Quote of the Post: "I'm a doctor not a physicist!" -Startrek 2009 movie, Dr.McCoy

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teh.sparkle.magpie...* said...

I'm a clumsy person. I didn't think I was till a friend pointed out I can barely walk without wobbling, toppling or falling.

Curse you, PPPWA!!

Hikari said...

Nice badge, Sunshine. Hilarious~~
Am I a non-clumsy person?
I see many nameless buildings.....

Dancing Toast said...

I'm guess I'm in between, I walk normally, but I don't stand up straight like there's a chopstick tied to my back. :P I ♥ chopsticks, and unless you count Tumbleweed, no one I know walks like that. I also ♥ inside jokes. XD

Aaron said...

I always wondered why I'm so clumsy. Now I have someone to blame.