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Welcome to Sporks are Useless! A blog of random, useless, spork-like spam spontaneously posted by 2 authors, Hikari and Dancing Toast, twin girls with no lives, cranky and sarcastic attitudes, chaotically insane minds, and occasional violent mood swings. We will be responsible for making your visit to XXYYZ-I as frightening entertaining as possible.
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~The Sporks Team, Hikari and DancingToast

Monday, November 23, 2009


Not rly tho.

Enough with the internet-speak. So, I have nothing to post about except that I'm going on a cruise for Thanksgiving!! Who else is going to "skip school on Thursday/Friday to see New Moon"? XD
Random Fact: There is a real place called Poop Creek. It's in Oregon. ♥
Does anyone other than myself absolutely and positively despise math? My dad was teaching me square roots for this learning company's homework (as if I don't have enough to do anyway) and he was all "Nooo Hikari, square roots are fun. You've come to an extremely interesting part of mathematics." And was like, nooooo it's not. And-ha-my-nooo-is-longer-than-yours-daddo. Yahh.

I'm tired. And tea kept me awake for like, and hour last night. So I'm like, even more tired than usual. But I still love tea. Other warm drinks to enjoy are: milk+honey and hot chocolate, but not together, eww. By the way, milk and sugar in tea is only good in like, English tea. Asian tea: not so much. It's more like a eww-get-those-things-away-from-my-cup kind of thing than an acquired taste. You'd probably would drag your tongue across sand to get the taste out, although I've never tried it myself. But even so, a lot of people say Asian tea is not something to have milk added into it. Sugar is alright.

By the way, Sunshine says my posts are boring. Can anyone tell me how I can improve?

2 people actually love us.:

Dancing Toast said...

Awww, poor Hiki, she has no comments...Well, at least Imma make it one!

Geraldine The Chipmunk said...

Hikari, we lurve you da way you r!!!


~Geraldine The Chipmunk~