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Welcome to Sporks are Useless! A blog of random, useless, spork-like spam spontaneously posted by 2 authors, Hikari and Dancing Toast, twin girls with no lives, cranky and sarcastic attitudes, chaotically insane minds, and occasional violent mood swings. We will be responsible for making your visit to XXYYZ-I as frightening entertaining as possible.
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See you on the dark side of the moon!
~The Sporks Team, Hikari and DancingToast

Saturday, September 12, 2009


Does nobody notice that me and Hikari posted? Nobody notices stuff when we actually do stuff, or at least that's what it feels like because no one comments on our posts anymore!
Do you hate us or some thing?? I'm so sad to see that I posted a hugelongparagraph for nothing and this post will probably be ignored too. Might as well quit being a blogger since no one lurves us anymore...
See?! Look at what you did! I'm feeling all sad when Planet XXYYZ-I is supposed to be a place of happiness and Sunshine. It's just like what Hikari said IN THE POST YOU ALL IGNORED, that HAPPINESS IS NOWHERE. Waaahhh!! >0<" I don't like being sad! Dancing Toast only dances when they're happy! And now you've all condemned them to Limp(ing) Toast! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES???DO YOU FEEL ASHAMED NOW?? Good. Because you're supposed to! Hmph! No! No! N-n-no no! I'm not listening to you! You can't say stuff to me like that! Wh-wh- no no! See?? Now you're making me stammer like Bella in that movie Twilight. Stupid stupid stupid. Waaahhh!!! Hope you all feel good about how you made my life ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE.

2 people actually love us.:

PurpleHoodieChick said...

I noticed! I usually comment on all of your post!!!=]=]=]=]=]

Muse of Randomness said...

I'm heeeeere!

Limping toast? That's not good. GET BETTER! D:

No. Please don't be like Bella.. Just, no.