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Welcome to Sporks are Useless! A blog of random, useless, spork-like spam spontaneously posted by 2 authors, Hikari and Dancing Toast, twin girls with no lives, cranky and sarcastic attitudes, chaotically insane minds, and occasional violent mood swings. We will be responsible for making your visit to XXYYZ-I as frightening entertaining as possible.
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See you on the dark side of the moon!
~The Sporks Team, Hikari and DancingToast

Sunday, September 20, 2009

I forgot what awesome title I thought up...

April showers bring may flowers, and eating apple slices while typing brings typos.
Random fact: The mucus coming out of your nose when you sneeze is coming out at 95 miles per hour.
I am getting closer my friend, "R" ever since middle school started. And apparently we have finally been reunited with a kindergarten classmate after all these years. "R" is not the same person... I didn't even know he still lived in the state. He probably doesn't recognize meh. Ah well. He's short, btw.

Apparently there's such thing as "snubing." It's a cross between snorkling and scuba diving. Speaking of scuba diving:
"Glub glub, glub glub."
"Oh God, it's you guys. And you're floating."
"We're not floating, Charlie, we're scuba diving, Charlie!"
"Scuba diviiiinnggg"
XD Anyone remember that? Or have seen that? No? Fine. Be that way. Even if I ask that question, no one will answer. Remember Sunshine's post? PWD gets more comments than Sporks!! That proves nobody likes me or Toast! Read her post! And Sunshine changed the comments thing to "people who actually noticed this post". Usually, that number is, no surprise, zero! What do you have to say for yourselves??

Okay, Sunshine has devised a schedule for Sporks. Here:
Sunday: New poll
Monday: Hikari
Tuesday: BLANK
Wednesday: Dancing Toast
Thursday: BLANK
Friday: FlossingSunshine
Saturday: BLANK
This schedule is so that Sporks is less chaotic, and so that people will get the chance to read each post and hopefully comment. Only if it's really urgent does someone interrupt the schedule.

Tell us what you think!!

5 people actually love us.:

PurpleHoodieChick said...

Well I would comment more often but seeing as no one usually comments my post I get grumpy and don't comment anyone elses.

Geraldine The Chipmunk said...

I remember what that quote is! Its Charlie the Unicorn 2!!!

OH YEAH!! I WON THE TINIEST VICTORY!

AJ said...

sorry about not commenting...but don't worry, i've come out of hibernation :3

and i feel the same way as purplehoodiechick!!! btw...i like purple hoodies...especially if they're black

PurpleHoodieChick said...

Heyy, I have an award for you on my blog! Come check it out!

Muse of Randomness said...

APPLES!?!?! NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE APPLES THE PRECIOUS APPLES. *weeps*

... I know a short guy. But he;s not an "R". I used to know a short "R", though!

... Snubing. What do you do in your spare time to learn about these things?