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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

My Jacket Crinkles!

EDIT BY SUN: READ THAT POLL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
OK, so I tripped on Sunshine's foot last Wednesday, and I got a whole bunch of painful scrapes, so I always have to sit out during P.E. And I have the earliest lunch available, A lunch. It's like a second breakfast, so I'm hungry at the end of the day. So I save some chips from lunch and eat them while sitting out. But I'm assuming that you're not allowed to eat outside, so I always hide it in my jacket. Thus, the title.
Random fact:111,111,111 x 111,111,111=12,345,678,987,654,321. Isn't that so weird??
I LOVE CANDY CANES. I'm like a druggy who's addicted to drugs, but instead of drugs, I'm addicted to (peppermint) candy canes. Also, Walgreens sell these really yummy watermelon candy canes. I wanna go buy some.
Anyhoos, I dunno if I told you before but, I gave up on making a huge long epic story. I am satisfied with just being a comic artist, if I can.
I dunno what else to say, so Sunshine can edit stuff in for me! BYE
EDIT: Sunny here! Its my goal to edit everyone's post this week. 'sept i've got nothing to say...And thats all I got to say, can't think of a better way, and that's all I got to say, I love you is that okay? DO YA'LL remember that song? Natasha Bedingfield is amazing. oh oh listen to this song i quote it all the time, but nobody ever understand it. * TEARS* comment either on this post or on PWD. yeah i know the song sucks, but i like it. (coughbetterthantiktiokcough)

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BashfulToast said...

I'm hungry and your post just made me that much hungrier!lol I hate gym. I'm so glad i NEVER have to take it again!

Muse of Randomness said...

D: I don't have PE until the second half of the year, which shall be coming very soon. I ahve the last lunch, since I'm in junior high...


You make me think of Seth's Spongebob candy cane... Lol I took what I jsut said wrong. :/ FAIL.