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Welcome to Sporks are Useless! A blog of random, useless, spork-like spam spontaneously posted by 2 authors, Hikari and Dancing Toast, twin girls with no lives, cranky and sarcastic attitudes, chaotically insane minds, and occasional violent mood swings. We will be responsible for making your visit to XXYYZ-I as frightening entertaining as possible.
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Saturday, December 5, 2009

Randomness!

Random fact: There's a higher chance of you getting struck by lightning, TWICE, than you winning the Lottery.
Sorry I couldn't post, you guys!
But I'll tell you a joke:What's red that smells blue paint??
Red paint!♥☺
So my family and relatives are singing Chinese Karaoke, and it is NOT good, AT ALL. In fact, my ears are just about ready to bleed, and that's through a closed door.
Eye no, write?
Well sorry for the short post, I needa go nao!See ya later!

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BashfulToast said...

Chinese Karaoke? That sounds like...fun? haha Sorry about your distress.

BouncingWolf said...

Omg I've always wanted to be in chinese karaoke!!!

Dancing Toast said...

Nooo, you really don't want to.

Skyukness said...

YOU TOOK MY JOKE YOU ASIAN!!!!!!!!!