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Monday, March 22, 2010

Alice in Wonderland, film adaption 2010

Two quotes from that movie:

"Am I going mad?"
*feels forehead* "Oh dear, you are going mad, bonkers, completely off your rocker! But I'll tell you a secret... *lowers voice* All the best people are."

"Tell me now or you'll lose your heads!"
"But we already have! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Those quotes seem to describe me perfectly. Oh! I just finished watching Hairspray, and they have some really catchy songs in there... You can't stop the motion of the ocean or the sun in the sky! Wow, I haven't had dinner yet, but strangely, I'm not hungry. I just noticed that when I type, I use a lot of commas. Perhaps and over-excessive use of commas.

I posted without anyone reminding me to! I'm such a good person!
You can't stop the beat!

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Sharkie said...

Nice, i think it really does describe you, and commas.

Dancing Toast said...

You can't stop the motion of the ocean or the rain from the sky!
My favortie quotes, too.
Do all asians have big noses?

Sharkie said...

OOOOO Dancing Toast I LOVE your new picture! w And why, are you asking that exactly?

Anonymous said...

In Extras, Aya has a big nose, probably why Toastie is asking. The picture shows two singing twins, thought they're boy-girl twins instead of girl-girl twins like me and Toastie.