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Welcome to Sporks are Useless! A blog of random, useless, spork-like spam spontaneously posted by 2 authors, Hikari and Dancing Toast, twin girls with no lives, cranky and sarcastic attitudes, chaotically insane minds, and occasional violent mood swings. We will be responsible for making your visit to XXYYZ-I as frightening entertaining as possible.
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~The Sporks Team, Hikari and DancingToast

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Am I the only one posting?!

Seriously, guys! Sporks needs more variety than me! No one's posted other than me! Have you Sorkers noticed that??!! And Hikari, you really need to post you punishment next time, otherwise, you'll owe 2 punishments.
Random fact: Scientists have found out a way to turn ordinary skin cells into stem cells, which means that they can grow a new body part for you for surgery, without your body rejecting it, like donated organs. Like this lady, she needed to get her trachea replaced, so scientists took some of her skin cells, made a trachea-shaped model and turned her skin cells into stem cells, which grew all over the model, and they put it in her, and she's living happily ever after.
I dunno what else to post...But isn't that cool??!!---^
I am friends with some forest animals. You all know our follower, Geraldine the Chipmunk, and I am friends with a unicorn. Don't ask. And I am friends with a coin, the sky, Japanese cartoons, a Wonderbread-peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich, sunshine and light, and a jack-o-lantern. Yes I'm a weirdo. I myself am Toast.
Well bye bye now, Toastie out!

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Sharkie said...

Ok, what the heck is a trachea? And why did this lady need it replaced? What was she DOING?

BouncingWolf said...

A trachea is somethin in your throat...

Sharkie said...

Did I ask you?

Dancing Toast said...

A trachea is your windpipe, any clearer? And she had a disease, Sharkie, she didn't do it on purpose!☺

Sharkie said...

Well I didn't think that he did it one purpose, I'm not THAT stupid! And yes, thank you for the explanation :)

Geraldine The Chipmunk said...

Can we STOP talking about throats????

They mentioned me, the Chipmunk!

Anyone? Ah, I can celebrate all by myself

*walks away mumbling*