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Saturday, May 1, 2010

The Awesome Post

It's only awesome because I posted it.

So I'm back! I've been soo busy lately and haven't gotten a chance to post in FOREVER!! I'm sorry, devoted, beloved followers! > <
Anyway, I've been reading the House of Night series lately, and it made me write this:

Do people have a natural aversion to darkness, or just a natural attraction to light, like moths to a flame?
Whose idea was it that light is associated with goodness and darkness is associated with evil?
What if the angels punished and the demons rewarded?

And I was thinking about a way to make a flower symbolic if I were ever to send my regards to a funeral I couldn't attend, so I thought of this: A rose without thorns is like life without danger.
Think about it, people. What symbolizes life, and what symbolizes danger? Did you guess the rose and the thorns, respectively? Good!

NO MELLO ROOS!! What does that mean, anyway? And I thought of this last Friday:
Admiration, adoration, and infatuation are not to be mistaken for love.

Oh right! Y'know those stupid rubber bands that're in the shape of animals and such? Well, Rosa and I got a SNAIL!! You'll get it if you see our deviantART account in a little while. Andandand the World Expo in Shanghai, China is open today!! Apparently there's a violin-playing robot as part of the Japan part of the Expo, from what I saw on T.V.
I saw How to Train Your Dragon. See any good movies lately?

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Anonymous said...

I saw How To Train Your Dragon as well, I have to say it was pretty good

Geraldine The Chipmunk said...

Hikari, you so poetic! :)

You've inspired me to write a haiku:

Glorious chipmunks
rejoice in your chipmunk-ness!
For we are so cool.


Sharkie said...

The Expo sounds so cool! Oh i want to see that movie, was it good? And I agree with Geraldine, very beautifully put in such a poetic way, Hikari !You have a very deep and mysterious way of thinking, though it implies very logical, just like you..... in a way!

Geraldine The Chipmunk said...

I was skimming this post and all I saw was "infatuation" and "snail". I was like...

Right onnn...

Lol, my verification word is "pharopy".

I think I need some "pharopy" XD

Dancing Toast said...

Geraldine, you need some "pharopy" chino!