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Wednesday, September 8, 2010


The title has no relevance to the content of this post.

1. Are you happier now than you were five months ago?
No. Five months ago was the starting of SUMMER VACATION. Need I say more?

2. Have you ever slept in the same bed with anyone that you shouldn't have? No. I've only ever slept in the same bed as my sister. Oh, and friends at sleepovers.

3. Can you sleep in total darkness? That's usually how I sleep. When I turn on the night light, I can't even close my eyes.

4. Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for, the one who got away, what do you say?
"Why are you calling?"

5. What do you think about the weather this summer?
Rainy and hot. I don't mind rain, but I hate the heat.

6. How many people do you trust with everything?
One person. Myself. Not even Toastie.

7. What was the last thing you drank?
Water. I'm sick.

8. Is there anyone you want to come see you?
When do I not want someone to come see me?

9. Name one thing you love about winter?
Snow (even though it doesn't snow here), hot chocolate. Mostly the weather. Nice and cold. :)

10. Have you ever dated a Goth?Have I ever dated anyone?

11. What are you looking forward to tomorrow?
No school! Rosh Hashana. Man, do I love Jews. Their holidays always give us days off. :D

12. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having?
Well, I'm sick. It's not very comfortable, I can assure you.

13. What's the longest that you have committed to one person and one person only?
Do you mean romantically? If so, absolutely no time at all. I've never had a romantic relationship. If not, then, my entire life. Toastie is my twin, for Pete's sake.

14. What’s the first thing you did when you opened your eyes today?
I got up and went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and wash my face. Do you expect me to like, jump up and down screaming?

15. Has anyone ever told you they never want to ever lose you?

16. Is there anybody that you wish you could fix your relationship with?
Never had a relationship.

17. Could you go out in public, looking like you do now?
No. I'm not wearing a bra. Plus, my shorts are PJ shorts; they're embarrassingly short and have flowers all over them. The person across my street goes to my school. I don't think so.

18. Do you think things will change in the next 3 months?
Probably. But your question is too vague. If by "things" you mean my own life, yes. My parents may buy a new car within the next month. If by "things" you mean technology, yes to that as well. Technology is always advancing. If by "things" you mean the environment, yes. We humans are always finding ever-imaginative ways to kill everything around us. If by "things" you mean the fact that I have to go to Kumon, no. That won't change in three months.

19. Do you believe that you never know what you got until you lose it?
I can say I appreciate things that most people overlook, but your question is yet again too vague.

20. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
Yeah. Mr. Ticket Clerk.

21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
Ew. School.

22. Describe your accent:
I have no accent. I speak normal American English. Except I pronounce "won" like it rhymes with "Ron". A lot of people say "won" like it's a homonym of "one". It's a very small thing.

23. If you could change anything about yourself, would you?
Definitely. Infinitely many things.

24. What do you wear to sleep?
An old t-shirt and underwear.

25. When was the last time you were in a very good mood? What caused it?
Uhhh....... Too lazy to try to remember.

I will post about The Wizarding World of Harry Potter later! I'm too lazy right now.

3 people actually love us.:

Sharkie said...

Ahahahah what's up with the weird relationship questions? hahaha i love your answer for what's your favorite subject in school :)

Mack-Attack said...

HA! I love that!

"Have you ever dated a Goth?"

"Have I ever dated anyone?"

xD I love Sporks Are Useless! You guys rock!

Anonymous said...

Sharkie: I know right?? I was thinking that there were too many relationship questions to be comfortable.
Mack-Attack: You rock too!