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Welcome to Sporks are Useless! A blog of random, useless, spork-like spam spontaneously posted by 2 authors, Hikari and Dancing Toast, twin girls with no lives, cranky and sarcastic attitudes, chaotically insane minds, and occasional violent mood swings. We will be responsible for making your visit to XXYYZ-I as frightening entertaining as possible.
Enjoy your stay at Sporks Are Useless and check out the blogs we follow on our profile!
See you on the dark side of the moon!
~The Sporks Team, Hikari and DancingToast

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Sore-y!

Random fact: This post is short because I'm supposed to be banned from the computer for the rest of the week because I didn't finish my hw when I was playing on the computer for the whole day.
Ok, so not much happened in my life except realizing how funny my friend is and how sore the back of my neck is. If you're wondering how that happened, I got kidnapped. Yup, that's right. I'll leave it to you to wonder if this is true or not. I must go quickly because I don't know when my mumther is coming home! So bye bye!
P.S. Hikari and I got a deviantArt account! it's giantkitty.deviantart.com/gallery , alright? Feel free to check it out!

Friday, January 8, 2010

its Friday

^betcha didn't know^
Take it or leave it, here is my post
http://neutralsmiles.blogspot.com/ yes, self advertisement. I already posted there and I'm not posting again.
USELESS FACT= The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.
~Sun
PS:
http://blogbeentheredonethat.blogspot.com
^Go follow that guy, my partner in crime, or brotha, however u wanna put it. He's not paying me to say this...not that much at least~ JKJK, but seriously -.-

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Stepping on Leprechauns!

I whonder why heeach leetle bwerd hass somehone to shing tooo---♪♫♪♫...Sorry about the Sleeping Beauty reference.
Anyhoos, my friend Sharkie made a new blog: http://warmsummerscoldwinters.blogspot.com/ so feel free to read it! It feels lonely.
Random fact: Apparently, it is illegal to shower naked in Florida. How else do you take a shower??!!
As I was traveling through Europe, I noticed that there are many McDonalds in Europe, but no Burger Kings. Strange, isn't it? And on the sides of the highway in France, there would be these random shapes of rainbow-ness. Weird, huh?
Don't you miss those old cartoons like Tom and Jerry, Roadrunner, The Loony Tunes, The Animaniacs, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, School House Rock, etc.? And don't you miss when movies randomly burst out into song? I mean, what's with all these cruddy TV shows nowadays? They aren't just-for-fun things, they always have to be non-violent, teaching-kids- lessons-shows-that-make-sense, otherwise you won't be aired. Am I right?
Weather report: Where I live now usually has a climte of extremely hot and humid, but currently, due to Global Warming, it's getting unnaturally cold. Argh, do anything you can to stop the flow of Global Warming!!!
Ciao for now, Spaghetti Bunny/Dancing Toast

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Happy New Year!

Me, being completely oblivious to what happened to the blog while I was gone, may change the Blogger layout with Sunshine again.

Random Fact: Sunshine and I may get the random facts from the same site: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~bingbin/
Real Random Fact: The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

Err, my parents got 25 postcards from London...too much. Did anyone see Sherlock Holmes? My tour guide said it was good. Also, I mistook Caffe Nero to be Caffe Nerd because it was in caps and the text was kinda boxy. Oh, and I might be getting my hair cut in my friend's mom's barber shop soon! If I don't piss my mom off too much. Hmm...Well, she does get pissed off pretty easily. I also got a cuckoo clock from Germany! Although cuckoo birds are awful little parasites... Gotta go now, bye!

Friday, January 1, 2010

big holidays have to land on Fridays, huh? Well, my time is done.

Well my week with sporks is over. Tomorrow the other authors return, and tonight it will go back to its original setting, Hikari and Toast having never seen the sunshine one. I'll never show them the layout. MOOHAHAHA.
Ahnywhom, my yearlong blog proejct has been set up. My partner-in-crime aka co-poster is my brotha, BouncingWolf. i think thats his blogger name. IDK. Anywhom you can check out the basic outline of it here
http://www.neutralsmiles.blogspot.com
the credit for the name goes to him, for I was ready to name it "never let go, jack" lolness.
I WISH EVERYONE THE BEST 2010, even if I'm considering leaving SAU because I've so many blogs, and I'm not too interested in having a partner-freewrite blog.
For more interesting blogs I'd suggest ya'll check out.
http://www.polishedwithdust.blogspot.com
http://www.sporkdork.blogspot.com
http://www.blogbeentheredonethat.blogspot.com
http://skyukness-ihatepreps.blogspot.com
and of coarse, all blogs made by the PWD and SAU followers. Follow me at Neutralsmiles, too!
~Sunshine, wishing you a happy 2010
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER.