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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Stepping on Leprechauns!

I whonder why heeach leetle bwerd hass somehone to shing tooo---♪♫♪♫...Sorry about the Sleeping Beauty reference.
Anyhoos, my friend Sharkie made a new blog: so feel free to read it! It feels lonely.
Random fact: Apparently, it is illegal to shower naked in Florida. How else do you take a shower??!!
As I was traveling through Europe, I noticed that there are many McDonalds in Europe, but no Burger Kings. Strange, isn't it? And on the sides of the highway in France, there would be these random shapes of rainbow-ness. Weird, huh?
Don't you miss those old cartoons like Tom and Jerry, Roadrunner, The Loony Tunes, The Animaniacs, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, School House Rock, etc.? And don't you miss when movies randomly burst out into song? I mean, what's with all these cruddy TV shows nowadays? They aren't just-for-fun things, they always have to be non-violent, teaching-kids- lessons-shows-that-make-sense, otherwise you won't be aired. Am I right?
Weather report: Where I live now usually has a climte of extremely hot and humid, but currently, due to Global Warming, it's getting unnaturally cold. Argh, do anything you can to stop the flow of Global Warming!!!
Ciao for now, Spaghetti Bunny/Dancing Toast

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FlossingSunshine said...

I was a wierd kid. I didn't really like cartoons. 0.o

BouncingWolf said...

At first I thought you were making a reference to a part of the lyrics of Boom Boom Pow. lol

Anonymous said...

I think they mean you can't shower naked in public. I miss those bursting into song movies... How can I stop global warming if I'm always on the computer?

Sharkie said...

Yes!I totally miss Tom & Jerry, I LOVE THAT SHOW! Or loved, since they aren't playing it anymore :(