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Welcome to Sporks are Useless! A blog of random, useless, spork-like spam spontaneously posted by 2 authors, Hikari and Dancing Toast, twin girls with no lives, cranky and sarcastic attitudes, chaotically insane minds, and occasional violent mood swings. We will be responsible for making your visit to XXYYZ-I as frightening entertaining as possible.
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See you on the dark side of the moon!
~The Sporks Team, Hikari and DancingToast

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Happy New Year!

Me, being completely oblivious to what happened to the blog while I was gone, may change the Blogger layout with Sunshine again.

Random Fact: Sunshine and I may get the random facts from the same site:
Real Random Fact: The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

Err, my parents got 25 postcards from London...too much. Did anyone see Sherlock Holmes? My tour guide said it was good. Also, I mistook Caffe Nero to be Caffe Nerd because it was in caps and the text was kinda boxy. Oh, and I might be getting my hair cut in my friend's mom's barber shop soon! If I don't piss my mom off too much. Hmm...Well, she does get pissed off pretty easily. I also got a cuckoo clock from Germany! Although cuckoo birds are awful little parasites... Gotta go now, bye!

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FlossingSunshine said...

So much happened oneline while u were gone, but the redecoration of sporks was fun. I had a playlist and everything!
can i have a london post card? did u get me cheapy pens?!?

BashfulToast said...

I'm glad you had funn! 57 pickles!? I didn't know there where that many different kinds!lol

BouncingWolf said...

and ya I saw it
It was good
But not great

Sharkie said...

UHG MAN! Hey how was your flight to London? Oh and if you don't already know, it's me Rachel. I made a blog, and it's warm summers cold winters. If you want to look at it would be greatly appreciated, so far mai only follower is Mr. BouncingWolf over there.....enough said. Ok so i really liked this post and....I GET A POST CARD RIGHT?!?!?!?!

BashfulToast said...

There's an award on my blog for you!!!

Sharkie said...