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Welcome to Sporks are Useless! A blog of random, useless, spork-like spam spontaneously posted by 2 authors, Hikari and Dancing Toast, twin girls with no lives, cranky and sarcastic attitudes, chaotically insane minds, and occasional violent mood swings. We will be responsible for making your visit to XXYYZ-I as frightening entertaining as possible.
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See you on the dark side of the moon!
~The Sporks Team, Hikari and DancingToast

Friday, September 12, 2008

Planet Anthem

Ever wondered what the official song of XXYYZ-I is? It's a little song called "Our Planet's Cruel Things" It is sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things"

Bloodrops on sporks with a bit of intestine
No Microwaves and no money to invest in.
If you like sporks then we'll hurt you and sing-
"These are a few of our planet's cruel things"

Ice cream cake with icing is banned and unwanted.
Ghosts lurke 'round 'careful you may become haunted.
Dragons with fire fly 'round with their wings.
These are a few of our planet's cruel things.

People with light sabers fighting from Vader.
Don't fight off villians we'll call you a traitor.
We'll poke you with sporks untill you start puking.
These are a few of our planet's cruel thinggss!!

When the sun shines
When the moon lights
When the planet's nice
We simply remeber our planet's cruel things
And at Sunshine we throoowww riceeee.

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DancerGrl said...

Hahahahahaahaha this song is sooooo funny!!!!!....!!!!!!