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Monday, September 8, 2008


Waber-guns are a mix between wands, light sabres, and Storm Trooper guns. Of course, when Voldy charges around and sez "Expelliarmus!", then there goes the wand part of your waber-gun. But you can just go, "Heck wid dis!" and BANG(with your gun part), there goes Voldy. :) Sunshine wasn't kidding about me being dark an' deadly. :p Can't blame her, can you?

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Muse Of Randomness said...

Pure ownage. (Don't mind me. i'm bored. ^^;)