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Thursday, March 12, 2009

A Whole New Loaf

A Whole New Loaf
A parody of "A Whole New World"

I can bake you a loaf
Slicing, serving, and spreading
Tell me, baker, now when did
You last make a loaf like this?

I can open your eyes
Show you pastry by pastry
Mixing, kneading, and baking
In a baking competitionn

A whole new loaf
A new fantastic recipe
No one to tell you what
To put in there
‘Cause it's already perfect

A whole new loaf
A delicious recipe to try
But when I’m baking it
It’s crystal clear
That this loaf is bestselling bread

Unbelievable smell
Indescribable texture
Baking, slicing, and serving
Through endless hours with you

A whole new loaf
Don’t you dare bake it too long
A hundred thousand ways to chew
I’m like a star baker
I’ve baked so much
I can’t get any better than this

A whole new loaf
With new recipes to try
I’ll chase them anywhere
There’s time to spare
Let me share this whole new loaf with you

A whole new loaf
That’s what we’ll eat
A thrilling chase
A wondrous loaf
For you and me

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