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Sunday, March 29, 2009

So yeah. With a period.

I was just reading Muse's blog, and it's really funny, in an *adjective-ish* way. I really don't think you're emo, Muse, you actually kind of remind me of my friend. Her name is...wait a sec, stalkers (not meaning you) might , y'know, stalk her. With celery stalks too. I don't know if she likes celery...

I don't know how to wrap this post up. I'm going to put up ten questions and if you want to answer them, leave a comment on the answers.

  1. Do you know what waterless soap is? If you do, good. Then you can tell me.
  2. Do you like useless/random knowledge?
  3. What do you eat for breakfast usually?
  4. Pancakes or waffles?
  5. Like popsicles?
  6. When was the last time you went grocery shopping? Don't worry, I won't stalk you. Chances are, I probably don't even live in the same state as you.
  7. Do you like hand sanitizer?
  8. Have you ever eaten something that you shouldn't by accident, thinking it was something else?
  9. Have you ever used bug spray?
  10. What are your opinions on sunscreen?

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Muse of Randomness said...

*Adjective-ish*. O.o"" I don't find myself emo either, my classmates do.

It's okay Hikari! I still love you guys and sporks.

1) Waterless soap is soap that does not require water.
2) Useless/random knowledge rules over all. *pokes name*
3) Toaster strudel. Waffles.
4) Wafflllles.
5) Popsicles... Mm.
6) A looong time ago. I don't really remember.
7) CHAD!! And hand sanitizer. xDD I laughed so hard. So yup, hand sanitizer is good.
8) That happens to me alot actually. Mom needs to start labelling things in thr fridge.
9) No.
10) I don't like sunscreen. So I'm probably going to get skin cancer someday.

AJ said...

1. isn't that hand sanitizer?
2. Yep. y do u think i have a gadget with random facts on it on my blog?
3. um...Lucky Charms
4. waffles :D
5. no. sorry.
6.umm...a week ago, i think
7.nope. makes me high :)
8.ya - bubble bath when i inhaled
9. yep. i dont like it
10. i dont like sunscreen.

Rali Ravioli said...

Idk wat waterless soap is! wierd.

Seventeen said...

Hand sanitizer is amazing.