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Friday, July 3, 2009

High Expectations for the Half Blood Prince!!

Sunshine here! (note this post is long, but really easy to read. and quite random)

Last I had an awkward dream.
And NO, this was not one of those awkward dreams where I'm attacked by spiders and wake up just in time to save myself but not my friend whose also being attacked by spiders that's happened, twice!)
This dream was about Harry Potter.
So, it started off with me and a friend, lets call her B. (note, im unsure who the friend was, though I have a feeling i know, so i chose a random eltter) Me and B, B and I, were going to the movie theater for some reason, and she was super excited to go see a film. So we paid for our tickets and entered the theater to go see Startrek, So we get into the showing room, and this totally dif film starts playing, but of coarse, because its my dream, I'll automatically think i paid to see it.
It turns out, even though we paid to see Startrek, we ended up seeing Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince (we didnt realize anything)
Except this Half Blood Prince was terrible. There was some annoying old guy voice anrrating the story, and It had absolutely nothing to do with the book. And It was totally random.
And at the end, someone B disappears, and I speak to the Director of the old HP movies, but who didnt direct the Half Blood Prince. (NOTE: I DONT KNOW IF THE HBP HAS THE SAME DIRECTOR, IT WAS A DREAM) And he said "Yeah i didn't sign for the 6th one, but i think I'm gunna have to sign for the 7th" so obviously, Mr.OldDirectorMan thought the sixth sucked too.
So I;m feeling all "Oh man, I was realy excited for this." And when I wake up I'm all "Aww the HBP sucked, wait that was a dream..gah!" So i really hope that David Yates, David Heyman, David Barron do a good job with this fulm. (Note Yates and Heyman are director&producer i
think, and barronis one of the screenwrites, I just found it funny that alot of ppl r named david)


Quote of the post: "When the dark comes rising, six shall turn it back, 3 from the circle, 3 from the track. Wood Iron bronze water stone
5 will return and 1 go alone"
At least it hink thats how it goes its form THE DARK IS RISING by SUSAN COOPER

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Anonymous said...

Oh my god. You actually remembered that? DIRT was terrible. I found Greenwitch, but I really don't want to read it.