CARAMELLDANSEN

A friend of mine, Mari mention something about the song caramell dansen. (we lurve that song now)

It sounds like this

Dan send me ohs,
grandpa,
eat a handbag,
yours only yours,
dolores 'fraid of dance dance,
its no lie,
'rissa in the club sayn',
"meh and meh mari are caramelldansen!"

Tour of Volde*Mart

Hello and welcome to Planet XXYYZ-I's favorite store, Volde*Mart!
Here, you can buy a selective choice of items and wizarding supplies, so, are you ready to have a tour of this wondrous store??!!!TOO BAD!!!!!!YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE ANYWAY!!!!!!

We have many of the things that you have in a typical Earth store, except that you have much more advanced things here than on Earth, as seen in Hikari's post of "Tour of XXYYZ-I".

Let's skip all the boring supplies like kitchen appliances, shall we? If you feel any discomfort during the tour, you may signal for one of my trusty spaghetti bunnies to assist you.

Now onto the wizard section of Volde*Mart.

Here, we have the wands of any shape, length, magic type, and core in many different assortments. Feel free to come on down and a specialized employee to help you find the perfect wand!

Over here, we have Powder Avada Kedavra, which is a lethal powder used in potions and war supplies since we are currently fighting alongside Vader. We have some lovely mad scientist kits that have this powder as an ingredient. Children, please do not play with these kits without adult supervision as these could be explosive, destructive, flammable, etc. Also, if you are not able do conduct the potion, and are frustrated at it, we suggest you return it if you value your sanity. Thank you.

Kill Potter/Voldy/Malfoy/Twilight characters /etc. plushies that are taken care of greatly, and with your new wand, you can blast it to bits! Or Cruciate it if you want, it's programmed to squeal and writhe in pain and agony and terror.

We also have guns and wands and light sabers and a special kit to transform it into waber-gun, but these packages are tightly locked with a special code that only works if you have a scanned licence for waber-guns. Waber-guns now have a special edition that shoots out cologne at the opponent. Waber-gun licences are sold at Volde*Mart too, so it's very convenient to be here.

So, that's the tour of Volde*Mart, hope to see you soon!

(I am only pretending to be nice like those voicing people in cheap commercials with useless junk for sale at wherever.)

~Spaghetti Bunny, your tour guide
(requires tips)

Tour of XXYYZ-I

Hey peoples of the places that can read English! It's me, Hikari, hold your applause, hold your applause. *cricket cricket* Fine, be that way.
So anyway, I'm gonna explain to you everything about XXYYZ-I because now that I've reread our blog, you don't have any idea about what's going on because Sunshine and I talk about it more at school than on the blog. The topics of the paragraph are in bold.

• Environment. First of all, XXYYZ-I is extremely environmental, (therefore we have more advanced environmental products/methods than Earth,) and pretty, like Uriel in Madeline L'Engle's A Wrinkle in Time. The air is cool and clean so that we have no need for air conditioning. We have solar-powered "electronics" and all houses have a special skylight so that all "electronics" can charge. The skylights also allow light in during the day, so that people don't waste the solar energy in the "electronics" during the day. But some of you may wonder "Well what about the furniture? Doesn't sunlight fade furniture?" Well, that's where you can apply the fact of us having more advanced environmental products. All furniture is treated with fade-proof polish before sold to customers. But if it's cloth-y, we have special threads that are fade-proof.
• Oceans.The oceans are freshwater. Don't ask why, they're just like that. Some of you beachgoers will wonder about the beaches. There are bathrooms stationed every half mile and are always kept clean. The reason? Well, since the oceans are made of freshwater, there is no shortage of drinkable water, unlike Earth. we can easily distill sand from the water, but it's not as easy to distill with your...erm, wastes. You have to take a shower before swimming in the ocean so that it won't be dirtied up by the filth of thousands of people.
• Travel. There is only one continent for easy travel; bikes are the main use of transportation. Gas isn't used on XXYYZ-I.
• Heat. The sunlight on XXYYZ-I is perfect for growing all types of fruits and vegetables, but it isn't hot enough to make sweat by just standing there like global warming does. All the excess heat from the skylight is taken away by vents to heat up your shower water because, like I said earlier, we have different ways to do different things.
• Death and doom and destruction. Before, when Sunshine says that we're the planet of happiness and death, she actually means on Prison Island(which I control), where all the bad people are punished, sent back to Earth, with their memories of XXYYZ-I stripped. But don't worry, they're given Earth memories to help them survive.
• Food. In order to be even more environmental, XXYYZ-I is vegetarian. But for those who love eating meat, we have ways to make tofu taste and feel(some people like the texture of meat) like meat. Everyone drinks soymilk, plain, chocolate, or vanilla. And, the soymilk tastes exactly like milk, but even better. It's healthier too, and more convenient for lactose intolerant people. It's also less fattening. Soy allergies are eliminated as soon as you step foot on the planet.
• Plants. The soil for this planet is extremely rich in nutrients because our planet is very young. Also, it's even greater news for our bees, because Venus Flytraps eat bugs, but only grow in poor soil, which our planet doesn't have. Bees are the only insects XXYYZ-I (to pollinate the plants), and they don't sting, because if you think about it, people only get stung by bees because they bother them, and bees won't sting if you don't bother them. I said there were no animals on XXYYZ-I, but I was lying. They know their place and don't bother anyone. They are not kept in zoos, but neither do they run away the moment they see you, because we get rid of poachers as soon as we find them. Translated: We have animals.
• Cleaning. It isn't damp in houses so that you won't have to worry about cleaning, and dust is sent back outside to decompose. Even dust and dirt is clean so that you don't have dust and dirt allergies, and for those with pollen allergies, the bees collect all of it, so you can forget about those allergy problems.
• Sicknesses. XXYYZ-I is disease-free. As soon as you step on the planet, all diseases are vaporized.
• Shopping. Volde*Mart is the ultimate superstore. You can find everything permitted to the public there, and can even get a permit for a waber-gun there.
• Exile. Before, Sunshine banished me from XXYYZ-I to the Evil Empire. The Evil Empire is XXYYZ-I's second moon that cannot be seen with the naked eye, but still exsists, just like the first moon, but the first moon is uninhabited and shines like Earth's moon.

So that is a tour of our beautiful planet, XXYYZ-I.

~Hikari, Ruler of Planet XXYYZ-I.

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Please spread the word of this lonely little blog here, thanks if you do! I love reading your comments guys, so keep up the good work.

I would like to recommend a new blog called popsiclesrock.blogspot.com (It's Popsicle-Chan's blog and see the comments to see who is Popsicle-Chan.)

I also like AJ's blog too, again, see the comments.

I like Muse's blogs, she is really funny.

Thanks for commenting, people!
Spaghetti Bunnies know where you live....>w<

SUnshine Is Back!!

Sunshine heereee. Sorry I've been busy reading but I solemnly swear (that im up to no good) that i shall post more often

Okay sooo, I finished the Order Of The Phoenix (OOTP), And I have to sya that OOTP is a fantabuliciousrifficle book. Minus the death of Sirius Black.
I read the frst stroy in the Tales Of Beedle The Bard. It was very nice.
ANd I'm currently reading Breaking Dawn. (JACOB)

I shall warn you, if you need to decide which series to read, Twilight, or Harry Potter, it's Harry Potter hands down and a bucket of soy sauce.

For christmas I got
Jacob Wall Scroll, Edward Wall Scroll
The Tales oF Beedle The Bard, Fantastic Beasts and where to find them
Twilight Movie companion
Twilight keychain
Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince Calendar (yay)
A JKR (Jk Rowling) biography. Gotta love JKR.
SOme clothes
A sparkle ring
A Twilight Poster
A CHocolate Frog with wizards card (like form harry potter. my friend gave it to me. it tastes good.)
some bracelets and earrings.
Money.

I had a good christmas. I ate good food, got to see people who were like "Oh Sunshine I haven't seen you in soo long.!!" and I dont evne know who they are. And I spoke to some kids I've known liek my whole life who I only see once a year and they are not even related to me their just in the family you know?

Sunshine Is Out!!