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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Prank Calling

So anyhoos, Geraldine the Chipmunk, Sunshine, Hikari, and I were all talking about prank calling Pizza Hut today but we don't plan to do it anytime soon. Here are some examples:

Sunshine: "Hi, can I have an ice cream?"
Pizza Hut: "Umm...This is Pizza Hut..."
S: "I'm confused, puzzled, and in a daze..." (Sunshine likes the Naked Brothers Band)

PH: "Pizza Hut, can we take your order?"
Chipmunk: "I want a large pepperoni pizza and a diet water."
PH: "'am, there's---"
C: "Excuse me? I thought I said I wanted a diet water, are you saying that I can't have diet water? WHAT KIND OF RESTAURANT ARE YOU?!?!?"

Sunshine: "Hi, can I have a Pocketful of Sunshine?"
PH: "Umm...this is Pizza Hut, I'm pretty sure we don't sell those..."
S: *sniffle* -hangs up-

Sunshine: "Hi, can I order a large cheese pizza?"
PH: "Yeah, sure, you would never guess how many prank calls we've gotten today, I'm relieved to hear a normal order. Address?"
S: "Sure! 123 Sesame Street."
PH: "Can you tell me how to get how to get to Sesame Street~~~?"
S: "No. I can't." -hangs up-

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Muse of Randomness said...

Ooh I wonder what this does.

*presses one*

... *long silence*

Omg... No more one buttons for me.

AJ said...

omg, that is sooooooooooo funny!!!!

little einstiens lover said...

you are funny my favorite is diet water and 123 sesame street!!!!!

funny funny funny!!!!!! I bet it is funnier when sunshine says it!!!!!!!

any ways you know me so I don't Know what else to type no surprise!!!!!!!!

Geraldine the Chipmunk said...

Diet water exists ok.....*sniff* It does! And so do talking acorns. They are better then regular acorns because they give you three wishes if you don't eat them. But then my wishes never get granted....Hmm.