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Thursday, May 14, 2009

All of you who love me, I love back ♥

Hikari is back!

Sunshine and Toast have told me that Sporks gets more views when I post, but siriusly, I don't know why. My posts don't have the childish innocence (a.k.a fun) that Toast's posts have, and neither are they as funny or random as Sunshine's, so like can someone explain to me how that works?

I have no idea what to post, except mebbe this short story about a couple days ago. -cough- yesterday -cough- So I shall tell you the short story!

Okay, so I was doing this group project with a couple of other people, so when one of the group members was getting something approved by the teacher, we used some of the hand sanitizer the teacher has on her desk.
One guy, let's call him Keith even though that isn't his real name, got sanitizer in the other guy's eye. The other guy said, "Dude! You got some in my eye!" and "Keith" (God, I hate that name) said he didn't care. So I was all, "You know, 'Keith', he could go blind, right?" And so he retorted, "I hope you wake up blind tomorrow." And we both thought he said blond instead of blind, so I was like, "There's nothing wrong with being blond!" The two blonds I know are actually quite smart, but one's a prep, and the other was currently getting something approved for our group.
The other guy was like, "Dude, I'm already dumb enough, why do you have to curse me to be blond?" And "Keith" was confused, and then we realized he said blind and started cracking up.

Of course, it all happened really quickly, but I cut out all of the interrupting and confusion to these couple sentences.
Sunshine owes Toast some cherries!

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Muse of Randomness said...

I love all three of you! *hugs* And yer posties.

LOL CHAD MOMENT! I wonder what would've happened if he went blind when he got Germ-X in his eyes. He's already blond-ish...

Oh the possibiilties...

Geraldine The Chipmunk said...


that story is so funny. My mom was reading over my shoulder and i didn't no, so she started cracking up, and i got scared, and almost dropped the laptop.

Still funny tho....

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA....Ha...ha..