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Friday, February 12, 2010

Barbie Eat A Sandwich To Survive

^barbie eat a sandwich, barbie eat a sandwich^
There are so many things wrong with that song. It's just musically incorrect.
So, I'm confused, puzzled, and in a daze. Sort of.
So it's pre-valentines day and I got Twilight Sweethearts, they sparkle. Ahh Twilight. Good Times.
Onto real news, Percy Jackson and the Olympitards. That movie looks so bad. I was invited to see it, but I'm not wasting money based on that trailer. What about ya'll? I didn't read the books, so I feel nothing towards it.
Onto even realer news, jackets and holding them. Toast and I were throwing a tennis ball at a wall in gym today and she didn't wanna hold her jacket, so when I suggest she tie it around her waist she replied, "But it looks weird~~" What's up with everyone thinking it looks weird? Of coarse it does there's a flipping Jacket around your Waist! but it's so convenient. Furrealious.
And even realer, realer news: Let's play the book game! Imma ask a question, open to a random page in a book, point at any sentence and it will answer my question.
q: What is god? A:Crash-crash-crash. (HP&the Chamber of Secrets)
q: if Sporks are useless was a person,what would it tell its valentine? a: It was hard to believe you were so irresistible. (Twilight)
aww thats not nice.
Oh well, we're not a very nice blog. Happy Valentine's Day!
~FlossingSunshine

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Sharkie said...

OH MY GOSH..... I love Percy Jackson and the Olympians, I am going to see it right.................................................... ...... .... ... .NOW. Ew, Twilight is super gross, yo.

BouncingWolf said...

I want to see Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief so bad. I mean who doesn't like a good modern Greek mythology youngster hero based on a book movie, huh?

Sharkie said...

THE MOVIE WAS HORRIBLE. THEY LET OUT SO MUCH.

Muse of Randomness said...

I heard that song the other day!! My sister's friend came across it whilst browsing the interwebs for Carebear merchandise.

JACKEEEEEEEEET. Hehe... Good memories. <3 I prefer to tie my jacket around my waist, too. Convenient indeed.

Happy early Single's Awareness Day! :D

Geraldine The Chipmunk said...

me rebecca nad ayden went to see it this afternoon. It was surpisingluy good... Really good. Don't be dissing a movie u never saw, sunny.XD

ME said...

ha ha. Correctamundo, barbie eat a sandwuch is a epic fail. It just is. P.s Happy Valintines day!!!!!!