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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

First post of February!

Random fact: There are 4 species of bears that don't hibernate in the winter. Of the four is the Giant Panda. Actually, this is 2 facts, but I don't suppose Sunshine will let me not post one in my next post.
I think I should mention this, because Sunshine just told me. Sunshine said that whoever misses posting/posting a random fact twice in a row will get punished. (She got the idea from the vlogbrothers, on Youtube, although we can't have the weird/sometimes dangerous punishments that they have because we have families and they might wonder why we need to go to the store and buy do-it-yourself waxing kits.)This includes you, Hikari! Hikari's punishment is to make a normal-sized post completely out of song lyrics that make some sense the next time she posts. And if we forget because of projects or being grounded or something, it's just too bad for us.
Sunshine is my master, and I am her sock-puppet.
^Don't ask^
And turns out, I know 3 people who were born on Groundhogs day, and 2 on Friday the 13th. Speaking of groundhogs, Punxatawney Phil is FRIKKIN' FAT. I swear! They people hold him with two hands and the fat still blorbs over the sides! And I've seen (on Animal Planet) that real ground hogs are NOT supposed to be that fat!

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BouncingWolf said...

And he barely gets to open his eys before the guy starts shouting that he didn't see his shadow.

Dancing Toast said...

Awww, that sucks for him. :3

Hikari said...

NOO!! T^T I don't listen to music that makes sense!

FlossingSunshine said...

Hhaha sucks for you hiki.
lol ily
And toasty is my sock puppet.

Dancing Toast said...

And you are mah sock mastah.

Muse of Randomness said...

DUUUUUUUUDE. I like Hikari's punishment. I'd do that if I could make it make sense.

... Hence why animals are not MEANT to be in captivity.