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Welcome to Sporks are Useless! A blog of random, useless, spork-like spam spontaneously posted by 2 authors, Hikari and Dancing Toast, twin girls with no lives, cranky and sarcastic attitudes, chaotically insane minds, and occasional violent mood swings. We will be responsible for making your visit to XXYYZ-I as frightening entertaining as possible.
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See you on the dark side of the moon!
~The Sporks Team, Hikari and DancingToast

Friday, April 24, 2009

I'm a braceface!

I'm a braceface!
Woot! Not really though!
So yeah, as you have seen in Hikari's post of "Braces", she stated that we got braces on the 21st, Tuesday. I don't like them. They make me talk funny and it still hurts to chew, so I just have to dissect everything and swallow it. When that hurts-to-chew issue stops, I'll be one pretty good swallower. So yeah.
All new followers! Heed my call! Read the oldest posts until the newest posts or else you won't know what we're talking about!
Oh yes, and I haff made a story. If anyone wants to read it, just comment.
So anyway!
Sporks are useless! Like my ring fingers! Like braces that won't work until two years! Like spam!
Speaking of spam, WHO VOTED ON MY POLL THAT THEY LIKED SPAM BETTER??!!!!Dancing toast is obviously better than spam. It comes in different shapes and sizes! You can spread anything on it! Butter! Cream cheese! Peanut butter (no offense to those who are allergic to peanut butter, and I also say this to anger my friend at school. We call her Peanut Butter.)! Jelly! Jam (I don't see what's the difference.)! And if you're disgusting like my dad, who like to mix random/yucky stuff together, ANYTHING!
While spam is just canned ham. Sorry (but not really) to those who love spam.
I hate Twi-tards. They're Twilight fangirls who have no idea why Twilight is so stupid. And although I hate Twilight, I like "The Host" by the sme author, Stephanie Meyer.
So anyhoos, Dancing Toast's report is finished!
I'm OUT! ♪♫☼☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀►◄↕¶§▬↑↓→←∟↔▲▼

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Muse of Randomness said...

WHY OH WHY, TOAST, IS THERE NO OPTION FOR LIKING TOAST AND SPAM.

Me hates twi-tards too, and GRAP JELLY MURDERING!!

(Sorry... It's impossible for me to make sense today.)

teh.sparkle.magpie...* said...

...I feel sad. Sad and upset. Sad and upset and miserable. Can't you tell?

Spam is awesome. Spam goes with cucumber, tomato, cheese, all kinds of things. Toast is burnt bread. Simple.

I'm not a Twi-tard, but I am a fan, mainly for the romance and the simplicity of the story. It's like an easy reading one, but everyone's entitled to their opinions and I do admit that there are some bits that are...slightly weird.

...my word verification thingy is scrat! Like the squirell in Ice Age!!

Dancing Toast said...

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG!!! TOAST ISN'T JUST BURNT BREAD!!!!