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Friday, January 15, 2010

The Bunnyhood of the Moving Carrot

^I'm reading the sisterhood of the traveling pants, so yeah.^
That book is...pointless, but good. It's probably going to result in being just a book of four morals, but whatever, Except not washing the pants is so uncool. So uncool.
USELESS FACT=The only nation whose name begins with an A, but doesn't end in an A is Afghanistan.
This week, kinda sucked. Go read Neutral Smiles later, I'll post later.
Hmm, okay, here's where ya'll will be able to state your opinions in the comments.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians the Lightning Thief, (which is the longest name ever) is being made into a movie. I've never read the books, but the movie looks..iffy. It reminds me of The Seeker, which is the movie for the Dark Is Rising, which is the worst book ever written. The book had potential, and if i stretch my mind (like really stretch it) I see how people could like it, because it's one of those different world books, like Harry Potter. But the movie was horrid! They changed the time-period, Will Stanton was some dorky blond kid, and Merriman/Old lady were only like 50. Which sucks because the old lady's name is The Old Lady!If there was any hope for TDIR, it was destroyed in The Seeker.
And the Deathly Hallows looks iffy too.
So, Have ya'll read the uglies series? I'm on specials.I'll be starting it soon. Wish me luck! Have the school year is over. Ur thoughts on that? As I quote Ryan Higa "I'm a pessimist! The glass is half empty even when its full!" Only half is over. Wellp, better than nothing.
Quick Q, Which would you rather take as foreign language. The Language of the Na'vi (Avatar) or Parseltongue(parselmouth??i forget)(HP)?

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Brian Barker said...

I like neither na'vi nor klingon as the future global language. Especially when you have to dress up for it :D

We also need a future international language. One which is easy to learn, as well !

And that's not English! Esperanto? Certainly yes!

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BouncingWolf said...

Parseltoungue, hands down.

Hikari said...

If everyone learns to speak Na'vi, them Na'vi. But Parseltongue for survival, like don't bite me, stupid snake.

Geraldine The Chipmunk said...

Everyone is talking about some weird super cool dork language.

I feel unintelligent when i say the name "Old Lady" for an old lady is funny.

Ahh, the life of a chipmunk