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Monday, January 18, 2010

I think I'm in love with notepads.

And apparently I'm the Grey Lady, Helena Ravenclaw. I wonder if Helga Hufflepuff had any children...

RANDOM FACT: When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months. (Unless you're cremated, I guess...)
So I had fun with artificial intelligence: I succeeded in outsmarting it, unlike Muse. (Sorry) Here's how it went:
Cleverbot: I am! My lowest grade is ninety-five!
Me: That was random. You remind me of someone.
Cleverbot: I have that effect. I remind me of Christmas pudding.
Me: You're just reminded of it, not reminding yourself of being reminded by it.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
Me: I am, what're you going to do about it? I outsmarted artificial intelligence!
Cleverbot: Well, continue to talk, 'cause that's all I can do.
Me: No.

Anyway, thank you, Muse-y, for providing me with hours of entertainment.
I made a new friend! Her name is....Never mind, stalkers. Bye bye.

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FlossingSunshine said...

Rofl, hikari, people CANNOT STALK YOU BY YOUR FIRST NAME!!!!
You need to get over that idea. It's not even logical.
pshh, cleverbot gives me the creeps. It's so realistic and scary.

Sharkie said...

Hahahahahha, MAN YOUR GOOD. I tried to outsmart it but, um, it didn't work too well.....

BouncingWolf said...

I hate it when people develope relationships with inatimate objects...

Anonymous said...

I didn't develop a relationship with an inanimate object at all, Nickel! I was being mean to it! BTW, your blog is hilarious.