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Thursday, October 1, 2009

People All Over the World, Join Hands, Start a FAIL TRAIN!

^indeed^yesterday i saw the most brilliant thing I've ever seen. But First, I must explain.
I LIKE SNUGGIES. i don't own one, but I'm just fascinated by a blanket with wholes in it. I also love shamwows and slapchops. THE COMMERCIALS ARE SUPERB (Hey it's Vince with slapchop) and they're just overall brilliant.
So along with liking slapchops and snuggies comes another thing that you just have to like. Because Shamwows and Chris Crocker just make sense. I mean they go together like shoobop showadawada yippity boom de-boom. So I was watching Hannah Montana because I was sick yesterday, and the best thing ever featured on that show occurred. Lily made a "leave Britney Alone" reference. CHRIS CROCKER! YAY. I mean seriously! I realize you guys don't care about my home bo--girl Chris so lemme move on.
MY BRILLIANT RANDOM FACT!:The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."
Because I'm cool like that. ILY NERDS.
ONTO CHESSBOXING. yes. You heard me. I was watching Bizarre Worlds last night and the awkwardest things came up. ONE a beer salon where you can take a bath in beer. TWO chess boxing. A sport in which every other round is either boxing or chess. I want to play.
And of coarse, all of this comes from Germany. Like Vince says in the shamwow commercial, You know the Germans always make good stuff!
chris crocker: (hes..i mean she's actually awesome)
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PurpleHoodieChick said...

Haha, awesome random facts. I love them. You do learn something new everyday!

Sir Nickel said...

Dr. Seuss invents the term nerd... thats not very good for his reputation. Isn't he supposed to be on of those barney stereotypes? as in he is supposed to be a kid role model...

PurpleHoodieChick said...

heyy, you might need to re-follow my blog. I changed my domain name. Thanks!

Geraldine The Chipmunk said...

The Japanese make good stuff!

Nintendo? count me in!

Totally, man...

BashfulToast said...

Haha, I made my banner with I just drew it all out. I wanted to us photoshop but I don't have it downloaded yet. Boy am I lame?